"Hi, Mike. By the way Happy New Year to you and your family. Love the show. I'm a huge Jets fan, and I cannot stand the way Rex Ryan and the coaching staff have defiled the team. Forget the playoffs for two straight years for a second. It's the scandals, the talking, I just can't take it! I agree with you 100% that this all has to stop. It's an absolutely joke. I'll let you build on that. Your penis tastes great by the way."
"Jet fans, pleese! I'll be ya genial host! Pleeese tell me why da Jets will beat da Colts." Wow, he's being an fake asskissing douche.
Oh God, John from Ossining, claiming this will be the coming out game for Vernon Gholston... These callers have to be set ups.