"Waitasekent Waitasekent! We awll know Dat Rex Ryan complains whenevuh anothah team runs up da scaww!! Well how about Dis, Rex! I have three Numbah One showzz in New Yawwkkk and you got none! Dats right Three Numbah Ones to yaw zero numbah ones!!! Dats a Francesser Shutout baby!!!!..."[dead air as wfan producers and executives work to restrain an enraged and epileptic Francesa]
c'mawn now...heez YUMAN!!! HEEZ YUMAN!! deez guyz put der blood sweat an tears inta da gme...itz der LYFE!
"Dis Dez Bryant is gunna be an absolute Stah! He reminds me of a young Damahcus Waayyyayy. Oh my gawd i would luv to travel to Dallas and be da creamy white filling in da middle of a Dez & Damahcus love oreo!" [Beeeeepppp. WFAN goes to emergency broadcast system as Francesa is wheeled out and involuntary committed to a mental health facility]
It's thicker, actually...and Joe is such a SOJF. Hope they don't go overboard with the baseball talk, it's so boring this time of year
They talk Mets incessantly, and when they do get to the Jets it's just a bunch of negative bullshit. I hate them.
I'm sure Evan will try to squeeze an hour in on the Nets and praying they trade for Carmelo. Or the Mets signing some nondescript middle reliever and how they're now going to compete for 3rd place. I'm a Mets fan and I have zero interest in hearing about them right now. Maybe if they made a big trade or signing.. but come on.
I hear ya...I like baseball and all but it's really just a good way to pass the time until football season. Who wants to hear about it segment after segment when football hype is at its highest, and when both local teams are in contention?
He was also soft on the giants on the radio show. when the jets lose you see the fire in his eyes, he starts yelling at rex and the jets players. with the giants it's 'ehh, they choked, but da eagles ahh awwwl world, dey don't got nawwmul playyyiz.' Week 3 after watching Jets/Dolphins 'Brandon Mawwshal is da best WR in da league I dink. Big, tawwwl, strawwng, physical, runs afta duh catch. Week 6 'Dez Bryant is awlready duh best WR in da league. He's got awwwl world talent. Duh kid is scary good, I mean scary! You evah see dis kid drop a pass?' Once again Francesa is wrong. Brandon Marshall was a disappointment. Dez Bryant was never the best WR in the league.
