1st Annual Pats-Hater Memorial Tailgate: November 13, 2011

Who's number 73?

 

OK, Ive decided to address the 800lb gorilla in the room. We're talkin how its gonna be so fuckin badass, "oh my god, I cant wait", blah blah.

Lets talk turkey real quick here. Whats the deal with setting up shit, breaking down fuckin folding tables and shit, packin up shit...you get the idea. All that labor and shit. So thats why I never ever do this tailgate nonsense.

Am I going to have to lift things or carry things? Cuz fuck that. I just need to know how that whole thing usually goes down.

Like some of you guys just sorta take this lead on these like, projects and build out some fortress and shit right? And like, you actually like to do this. With tables and whatever? Or do we just start a fire in a garbage can and rub our hands together?

Cuz to be honest, Id rather be out there like Im sellin Christmas trees in Queens if it means not having to lift or carry or move or set up or any of those kinds of things

 

The host....

 

you sure bitch alot.

 

Just so you know jonny, we are gonna be outside.

 

jonnyd's just making you to not want him to show up so when he doesn't you guys don't really care

 

What color lot is this shit in? I gotta start looking for a parking pass.

 

Be careful Jonny your pussy is showing!

 

Did someone say we were gonna be outside??

 

Scik & MBGreen... let me know what you decide to do about going to the game... I have 3 tickets and may possibly have 2 available with me at face value or better for you guys.

Edit**Only ready the first 10 pages or so... not sure on your guys status

 

A) this is about 15 minutes into the tailgate.
B) EVERYONE helps setup and break down.dont worry the weak are given tit jobs joannyd
C) orange pass

 

I bet they wish you had told them this before we got anally raped on our row of tickets.

 

that extra u paid was to sit with me and our crew

 

i am........

 

Thank you sir.

With the amount of people we have coming we should be able to have it set up without anyone doing much work anyway.

 

Haha yeah I know, I don't care since it will be awesome to have 3 rows of tgger's together during the game.

 

yeah but not everyone comes at the same time. breaking down wil be quick and easy.

 

Jonny will be "late" enough that everything will have just been set up when he arrives.