1st Annual Pats-Hater Memorial Tailgate: November 13, 2011

Discussion in 'Jets Experience' started by KOZ, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    jonnycakes. Listen you 5-head-having cocksucker. I already asked my wife if Im allowed to go. She said we have two quick parties to go to that day. I have to hit the pinata a couple times, spin a few kids around to disorient them for pin the tail on teh Koz, and then Im off to meet you delinquents. I was actually on stub hub today. Obviously, I wont be sitting with any of you cretens because I dont sit 2 miles away from the filed. But I do look forward to having a couple ballantines with you guys in the parking lot
     
  2. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    (Cough) pussy (cough)
     
  3. MBGreen

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    Easy there Kettle, don't be pointing any fingers at the Pot....you're no better. :wink:
     
  4. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Hey, I went to a game last year, enjoyed the company of our dearly departed friend, 17A, T and the wife and Jetsbabe.

    I watched from the comfort of my dry couch a few months later as the rest of you mopes sat in the rain for nearly 8 hours......

    I'll be at this game.
     
  5. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    I put the "asked my wife" bit in there for entertainment purposes.
     
  6. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    I want to attend...are you guys buying tickets together? also is anyone from the Hartford area gonna be driving down there?
     
  7. KOZ

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    Jonnyd lives nearby, but......................
     
  8. KOZ

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    Wrong, you put it in there because the last time you didn't ask permission, you had to explain to the guys down at the hall how you ended up with not one, but two black-eyes.
     
  9. KOZ

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    Jonnyd is actually alot of fun to be around, when he shows up.
     
  10. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Hahaha, I've got no shame in admitting I have to ask for permission. I'm pretty dam lucky my wife hasn't walked away from my ass yet so I'm willing to sacrifice my manhood to maintain that my punt coverage is outkicked.
     
  11. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    I too have to ask for permission, but don't freely advertise it!
     
  12. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    I will be leaving from new Britain. I have to work that day but plan on leaving a little early.
     
  13. Scikotic

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    Whats this asking for permission thing you guys speak of?
     
  14. MBGreen

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    you'll find out in a year.
     
  15. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    These recent posts make me appreciate my freedom.
     
  16. PoPo

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    I miss the days have to talk to her about everything or sffer the consequences.
     
  17. Scikotic

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    My permission basically consists of buying the tickets, then letting her know she has 3 days of freedom while I go to NY. I think she's just happy I'm not making her come with me. She probably would have to kick Stan in the nuts.

    Are you implying that this sort of freedom doesn't last? Perhaps I didn't think this through...
     
  18. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    It exists before you walk down that aisle (preferably without a shotgun in your back) but once the honeymoon ends .... haha it's on my friend.

    Hope you can manage on once a week for everything, that's her doing laundry, cooking you a nice meal, and letting you taste the sweet nectar of her vagina.
     
  19. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    One of the guys at the office asked if I wanted Yankees tickets for a date in September. I had to bite my tongue, stop mid-sentence when telling him "I have to check...."
    which of course was going to be followed with "with the wife first and see what she has planned for us." So instead I shot back "I have to check my schedule and let you know."
     
  20. jonnyd

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    6 feet and Murrell, Im in Newtown. Lets all go together like 3 homos. No homo.

    It would be great to see your faces when you see me in my underwear after you honk from outside my house giving you the finger
     

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