Next year I say we just get a big screen and fucking tailgate till the next day..............It has been all downhill since that fucknut dove into the grill.
I think we should tailgate for the first preseason game instead. Nobody gives a fuck if we lose that one...and the next.
Seriously, we need to do this. And to save on parking costs I say we hold the tailgate in the parking lot of the closest "Stop n Shop" supermarket, or better yet, Applebees. Look at that last photo- we were all so happy, so innocent, full of optimism. Now, this, as we stand in awe at the steaming pile of dogshit so dutifully laid at our feet by the NY Jets.
If I dont have to drive this time, me.... Maybe I'll come out for a week and this time just book a hotel the night of the game where ScotsJetFan stayed. That was incredibly close, I could have walked it...
Can we do the 3rd, so at least we get to watch the starters play for half the game. Also, I can't attend the 1st game. I have to attend a wedding....my own.
3rd makes sense- watch the starters play for the half, and then go out and tailgate some more. The one question we must always keep in the back of our heads- "Is this date good for Hobbes?"