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We don’t win awards. The NFL will somehow find a way to give DROY and OROY to Charles Woodson.
Never trade for a RB. Just keep running the practice squad fodder into the ground. Then use the long snappers when you run out.
Keep the games early so my evenings are free. I need the cover of darkness to break into neighboring houses.
If we are being honest, we aren't great - we've beaten up a lot of backup QBs thus far. The most positive thing is that there isn't an unbeatable...
IT'S WHITIN' TIME!!!!111
Have I watched more ads than football this half?
Bring out the White!
SNL has the longest laughter drought in NFL history
I mean, players always choose us over Miami, don’t they?
“Welcome to the Jets, Bradley Chubb”
If the Jets don’t win by 3 clear TDs then I am done with this team.
We can't have nice things.
No excuse. Kick 7 FGs.
When did we draft Devin Lloyd and Chris Olave?
The 3 score gap gives them a stay of execution until next week. I need a 3 TD differential against the Broncos.
If we don't win by 3 clear TDs then I'm done with this team.