My dad pulled this shit on me today. Dad "What hangs down and has small balls?" Me "I don't know, what?" Dad "A bat. What hangs up and has huge balls?" Me "I don't know, what?" *click* Me "Asshole"
Phones don't *click* any more when you hang up. The joy of being able to slam the phone down on some assclown, giving said assclown a ringing in their ears, is gone.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The way to a woman's heart is straight through her fucking rib cage!!!
The funny thing is I can barely make this out and I came real close to asking what it said. Took me two days of squinting and brightness adjusting to finally be able to read it. I pass most color blind tests but I have to be at least a little bit.