Seriously, once read a story that the way owners offed their race horses for insurance $$ was they'd attach a clip to one of the horses ear and the other to the horses rectum and flip a switch on a car battery and it would kill them instantly with no evidence of foul play. _
Yeah was in Sports Illustrated about some massive insurance scandal at some huge old time race horse training farm. Was a pretty famous place if I recall. _
I wanna get drunk. Being a father is awesome and all but it sucks when you want to get wasted. My college girlfriend died today. Overdose. I am extremely sad yet I can't tell my wife about it and my kids would look me weird if I just chugged down a bottle of Scotch right now. Oh by the way, if my wife asks, I had a fight with my boss today at work. Life sucks sometimes and booze is the only thing that keeps you going. Fuck life.
Dude I feel for you. Losing a loved one sucks. In my case that's an understatement. Take solace any way you can. Cutting reply tomorrow. _
All you Caitlin Jenner no tesirixkle mother fucks need to learn how to drink. Fuck you guys and duck the jets until they learn how tou win. Holy hell
Had a beer after work yesterday. One more with dinner. Read a good book. Woke up early, nailed the wife, had a hot cup of joe on the deck on a glorious cool morning at the end of summer. I may be able to get used to this. Booze is not the answer.
Ya'll got me hooked on the Moscow mules. Switch between them and vodka club with a lime. Sorry Brook. I know how you feel.