Nothing will get you on a list quicker then a pair of veiny porcelain beach balls. She’s so ugly that Mark Gastineau used to make her wear his helmet - backwards - when he banged her. And it only got worse as Flavor Flav’s clock slapped off her face repeatedly.
They had a highly public relationship at the end of his career as a Jet and it is known that her being sick was one of the reasons he retired. I don't see how this is a surprise to anyone
Didn't he marry her? That would make it not a "love child", wouldn't it? I don't remember, I do remember she played a major role in Gastineau retiring in the middle of a season, which fucked us.
Nielsen told Gastineau that she had cancer. He quit football and the Jets (when he was having a great comeback season) to help take care of her. Turned out she had just had an abnormal smear test - nothing to be dismissive of, but not cancer. I have no idea if she did this on purpose or just got scared, but she derailed what was a good season for the Jets up until that point (they still finished 8-7-1).[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdfq-fJ8Fyw[/YOUTUBE]
He was having an unreal season too, the Jets were rolling and BAM!!!! Like fucking Emeril himself did it.... and down the shitter went another promising Jets season.
you might be onto something there Kabong.... if you make your girl where a helmet backwards while f'ing her doggie style, the face mask would make an excellent handle! :beer: