GO TAMPA BAY! Partly so I can hear a Jim Nantz death gurgle. I honestly don't get the Color Rush thing. Whose ridiculous idea was this in the first place? Why is TB in red? Day-glo orange, ya dumb bastards.
I hate that stupid commercial with that homo kid in a Williams Jets jersey secretly getting a Beckham Giants jersey. He deserves a giant tripping, no call. Why would anyone think this commercial was somehow endearing? Oh, hee hee, we're all Jets fans and my room is decorated to the nines with Jets stuff, but I'm a closet transvestite. By the way, how did he order that shit? Stole his parents credit card?
Nantz about to jizz that there was a first down. Lost his erection with the penalty. Jerking off over holding on TB and a NE first down. C'mon, TB. Hang tough, don't turtle, F this team. Miss the FG, thanks.Nantz dying that it's only a FG. Damn it. It's good.