Should I Hit On This Fast Food Worker?

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  1. DanR

    DanR Active Member

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    I'm in my 30s and I'm assuming she's in her early 20s. Hopefully she's not underage? Theres no way for me to know this though. I guess I can ask her how old she is?

    But anyway, I've been going to this shop for like 2 months now (like 3 times per week). And I haven't asked for her phone number yet.

    The problem is the first week I seen her we had alone time. But I didn't take advantage of that. So now every week that passes by, I see her last and it gets more and more crowded. For instance, today there was a couple of customers and plus she had her co-worker next to her. Whereas, that first a couple of weeks it was just me and her. Sometimes I didn't even see her at the shop and I feel disappointed and crummy.

    Initially I figured I would just strike up a conversation with her but she comes across as very shy and awkward. She always looks down and talks low. Barely any eye contact. So then its like her shyness rubs off on me and I feel awkward. It's hard to feel her out. So I'm thinking the only option is just go straight ahead and ask for her phone number. What do you guys think?
     
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  2. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Are you one of those creeps that goes there specifically to see the girl and drool over her in the corner? :)
     
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  3. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Ask if you can walk her home and then give her a firm handshake. That always works out good.
     
  4. jetophile

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    What the hell does "hopefully she's not underage" mean?
     
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  5. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Because young girls are looking older and older these days when they're actually 16 or whatever.
    I guess we need the pics.
     
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  6. jetophile

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    ^I realize that, but look, what the hell would someone "in their 30's" - which could be anything from 31-39 - have in common with a potential teenager? At the end of the day, it's the guy's responsibility to know for SURE - ironclad - and vulnerable girls will sometimes lie. That won't get you out jail for statutory. I'm not saying age gap relationships can't work (they can and they do whether the woman is older or the man), but if someone is "wondering" if the other party might be underage? GTF outta here. Look elsewhere.
     
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  7. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    The irony is strong with your post and your name. Lol. Great post though. Well said.
     
  8. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    I work at a restaurant, and so does my gf, the same one. This one guy used to come in all the time and talk to her, and he asked her out a few times she said. It was kind of funny to me. He still kept coming in though, it went on for about 6 months before eventually we never saw him again. The guy was a real creep, and I couldn't help but thinking OP might be him lol.
     
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    Anyone else sensing unhinged stalker? "The problem is the first week I seen her we had alone time. But I didn't take advantage of that." I like the use of the word 'crummy', an allusion to Holden Caulfield. Don't ask for her number. You have to watch out for the shy ones. She might punch you in the face.
     
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  10. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    What you should do is order a hotdog, then throw the hotdog out and stick your dick in the bun. Ask her if she can help you out with some toppings. Then ask her how old she is.
     
  11. RuJFan

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    Ok, that's a little creepy.
     
  12. FJF

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    I wouldn't, obviously passively stalking her is working. You will eventually have your first date,probably in front of the judge issuing the restraining order. When that happens ask her if she wants to play frisbee. The order is to stay 150ft away. It doesn't say you can't hang out
     
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    I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
    I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
     
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    "Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything." -@realDonaldTrump
     
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    The answer to the question, with nothing in the actual post being relevant, is no.

    She's there to make money, not get hit on.
     
  16. Jetaho

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    I'd only hit on her if she works at SmashBurger. That's a clear signal she wants you.
     
  17. jetophile

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    Haha, OP never came back. It's pretty much a predator's question and answer session.

    Worse Day at the Fast Food Place Ever.
     
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  18. FJF

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    Why do I have a feeling the o.p. Is going to meet her in the parking lot after her shift with the old chloroform rose?
     
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  19. HomeoftheJets

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    Jeez I can only imagine why she doesn't look at you.
     
  20. Greenday4537

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    Chloroform takes so long to actually knock someone out.
     
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