I actually got to go to his office for something I was doing for work. It’s more like a museum than an office. The amount of careers that guy has saved/tried to save... crazy. They have a big dry erase board in their rehab facility with different exercises on it and the leaderboards. It was basically a who’s who of NFL players with AP leading the charge in almost every category. I pray no Jet ever ends up on that board.
I called dr. Ruth after watching this and she said it was perfectly acceptable to prefer lesbian porn. I agreed. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
Lmao i live in South jersey. In my office, docs a huge jets fan and has rooms decorated with jets paraphernalia. We're in Swedesboro which is def eagles country. Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
The Jets have a long and well-populated history of QBs who could do this. Just once in living memory I want one who can do it the other way around...
How many scoring drives did he put together against opposing teams number ones? I believe it was 3, but I missed most of the preseason unfortunately.. That's super encouraging to me. Not only did he not look out of place against ones, he actually put some points on the board.
I just find it hilarious that this thread morphed into the soap opera series 'The Doctors'. 'General Hospital' is a dark horse.
Dr. Ruth. Haha, years ago - and I'm talking years ago - my friend Andy and I called in and pranked her. Sort of. The subject was painful intercourse. So Andy said that no matter how aroused she was, it never worked out. Dr. Ruth: "Iz his penis very lahhhhhhhhhhhrge?" "I guess." "But iz his penis VERRRY LAHHHHHHHHHRGE?" "I'm not sure what you mean by very large. I didn't measure it." "You should meshhah it." I was gonna start shrieking, it was building. Andy punched me in the shoulder to silence what she knew was coming. "Don't use a reulah. A tape meshhah iz less stiff, more playful. Do it together and then discuss it." "Measure his penis with a tape measure and discuss it?" "Yes." I was sticking my fist in my mouth at this point to keep myself from losing it. "Discuss his penis size?" "Yes. Meshhah his penis and discuss it. If you think his penis is too lahhhhhhrge then you can discuss doing other things. Communication is very important. Intercourse is not everything. You should also see your gynecologist." "OK, maybe his penis is too lahhhhhhrge. Thanks, Dr. Ruth." Andy held on like a trooper. Me, not so much. Dr. Ruth was a trail-blazer, I'll give her that. And Andy I still say "Iz his penis very lahhhhhhhrge?" So that's my Dr. Ruth Story.
It's even better if you can do your best to imagine her accent. It doesn't really translate unfortunately, but I tried. Jesus H, when's KO? 6 hours, aye-yigh-yigh, an eternity.
Lol no you did a fine job of pulling it off. I'm 48 so I remember her accent very well Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
This was back in college in 1984 (we were 20). I can't remember the name of the show at the moment, 'Sex Talk,' something like that. We can imitate Dr. Ruth's voice to a T, too, haha. That phrase never gets old. Every time she had a new boyfriend over the ensuing years, it would get dragged out of the vault. She got married going on 11 years ago now, and you can guess what I said when she called to tell me she was engaged.
