I dated a woman that took dumps the size of small cats that could peel paint. Something to do with her piping. And she was a cute little woman. She definitely locked. _
I've always found that a digital kick to the dook is far more effective than simply attaching a downward pointing thumb to a post.
And he'll do ten months inside with good behavior. I suppose after that he'll get an ankle bracelet? Oh wait . . . .