NE* just can't help themselves.

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  1. Toronto_Jet

    Toronto_Jet Well-Known Member

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    Rollo Tomassi Well-Known Member

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    This is easy.

    Blame the atmospheric conditions and destroy his cell phone.

    Oh, and everyone else does it and at least he didn’t kill 3 people.

    No suspension.
     
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    Was Edelman working out at the TB12/Alex Guerrero facility? I'm curious.

    By the way, doesn't Julian Edelman sound more like your dentist than an NFL player?
     
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    That shrimp has probably been juicing for years...
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Edelman: "But, but, I stopped a school shooting." That guy's face is so punchable it's almost unreal. Small in stature, but it couldn't have happened to a bigger a-hole. Remember Cheatie Nation carrying on about how 'fly' he looked with his hipster beard and his pointy shoes and his shitty suit after their latest *? F that guy. I hope that team snowballs into Hell.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    No, more like an ER Doctor from a late 80s TV medical drama. "Paging Dr. Edelman, we have a case of extreme cheating on Floor 2, Room 12B. Code red, patient is flat-lining. Ooops, haha, he cheated about flat-lining."

    EDIT & P.S.: 'St. Cheatswhere'. I think that works.
     
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    Meh..the PEDs thing is a league wide issue.That said all the talk out of cheatsboro about how great of a guy he is despite all evidence to the contrary just took another hit.

    I have zero doubt Brady is bending the rules via PEDS & the like & that Guerrero is involved.I still Dont think it’s as big of a deal as tasteless game day espionage tactics dressed up as some houlier than thou organizational prominence.That said i wont complain if this blows up into another headlining controversy;After the Jets & getting caught cheating theres nothing Bellicheat hates more than large scale off the field distractions
     
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    Let's get serious for a minute and think the unthinkable.From news reports like the one below, we know that Belichick has been at war with Guerrero and his TB12 system. He no longer lets Guerrero fly on Patriots charter flights, and he stripped him of his sideline access. Except for Brady, Guerrero has to treat Patriots players off-site, and Belichick is reportedly not overjoyed about the players going to Guerrero and TB12.

    Is it possible in some weird, cosmic, counter-intuitive and bizarre scenario, that Belichick might be the good guy here? Ouch, it hurt to type that.

    https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/12/19/patriots-bill-belichick-tom-brady-trainer-alex-guerrero
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Maybe Belifraud got upset when Shady Brady took a pay cut and out-cheated him. Ever think about that? 'Cause I did.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Good post, Kurt. This is what bugs me, though. When you piss dirty on a PED, why doesn't the league EVER say what it is? Unless it's steroids, it's just always some mysterious 'supplement' that was contaminated. Contaminated with WHAT, rat poison? Lemme hear it. I want specifics.

    Agreed, in the end it's not a tremendous deal, but I relish it. Because I like relish. And I detest the Cheats. As to TB12 as others have mentioned, I posted in another thread about a month ago (?) that I went to the website for shiggles. I laughed so hard I almost threw up. If you hit the 'Cognitive' Tab, it's a picture of three iphones. I don't want to give this shyster hits and make him incidental revenue, but Holy Crap, haha. I can't tell if it's blatant defiance or pure idiocy.

    https://tb12sports.com/pages/tb12-brainhq

    If you look up annoying + die + fukkface + Douchebag Ken, it's Tom Brady's face.
     
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    Julian Edelman is taking PEDs? No wei.
     
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    Only a few more years of this fellas. I mean honestly, I never thought I'd see the day. I thought they would win the division until my death. But we are so close to a Brady + Belichick retirement, I can almost taste it.
     
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    He was working with Guerrero.
     
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    I Know it's the popular thing to say the Patriots are cheats, but Edleman failing a piss test is no big deal.
    What did we have, 3-4 players get popped last season for PEDs?
    Look at Dallas, the Ravens , Seattle. They have more players caught using PEDs every season then the Rest of the league combined.
     
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