"The prophecy foretold of a USC Quarterback who would bring glory to the Jets of New York drafted high in the 1st round after trading up. The second Quarterback taken. He will have less than average experience at USC, however, start the season for the defensive minded head coach". This whole time we thought the prophecy was Mark Sanchez, but that was a red herring by the football gods.
"In great contests, each party claims to act in accordance with the will of God. Both may be, but one must be wrong." - Abraham Lincoln. Mull that over. Everyone should, actually. Translation: God doesn't give a shit about football. I'm a Lincolnphile, what can I say.
Lions are the perfect first proverbial fight for Sam Darnold. They're like this guy on Tyson's Punch Out.