Incognito retiring

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  1. Jay Bizniss

    Jay Bizniss Well-Known Member

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  2. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Holy Crap, hahaha, what the F?! Is this really true?! I'm not poking fun at mental health or the mentally ill (and I never will), but Incognito is a dumbell (meaning a stupid person) so if the dumbbell fits . . . Browning called it earlier in the thread that Incognito was going to commit a violent act and blame CTE. The latter part hasn't happened yet, but it's coming. Sometimes people are better than Miss Cleo.
     
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  3. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Yeah, this should help with his chances at getting a job with another team.

    The last line of the story is a little disturbing, as I think that the phrase "partying with several people and buying shots of patrons" is equally likely with this guy to have actually been "buying shots for patrons" and "taking shots at patrons".
     
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    Maybe it was supposed to be "buying shots of Patron." That sounds more like it.
     
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    sounds like the author of the article had too many Don Julios
     
  6. Since1969

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    Wow, this has gotten weird. Here's what a local paper says happened when the police encountered Incognito at the gym:

    "(Office) Brown said that when he approached Incognito, he said he was under contract for the National Security Agency, a top U.S. spy agency, and that another patron was wearing headphones nearby. "I'm running NSA class level 3 documents through my phone," Incognito told Brown, saying he couldn't have anyone with Bluetooth capability near him. Brown said that when he asked Incognito why the government would be watching him, he replied that Brown didn't have a high enough security clearance to discuss it with him. He said Incognito's hands were shaking and he would suddenly jump and move without warning. Incognito told the officers he was taking a dietary supplement and denied throwing objects at people.Brown said that when he told Incognito he was worried he was going to hurt himself or others, Incognito yelled at a woman in the pool to call the FBI."

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/fl-sp-richie-incognito-government-tracking-05242018-story.html

    Here's a link that contains the police report:

    https://deadspin.com/police-richie-incognito-was-in-altered-paranoid-stat-1826302570
     
  7. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    OK. It's not funny now. Maybe.
     
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    More confusing is why all these writers are using the term patron now? He was buying shots of Patron for the patrons when in walked Patron Oswalt
     
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  9. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Today the dude said he was receiving interest from the Vikings and that he would have signed already but he just "didn't want to go to camp" so he's waiting

    The Vikings coach, Zimmer, vehemently denied that and said something like "we have had zero interest. Tweet that"

    And then wacky Richie ranted all day like a psycho on twitter. Culminating with "'mike Zimmer is a fucking liar" and ending with Richie posting his cell phone number on Twitter.

    But Richie must be a fucking liar too cause I texted his number to tell him to suck my balls and I got an alert that it was a landline
     
  11. stinkyB

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    This is one of those times where it'll be REALLY difficult to blame CTE.....
     
  12. Sam Hammer

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    Wow, dude really needs some mental help.
     
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    I don’t know, the guy is certifiably crazy, and he might be one of those people who started developing CTE at a very young age. The thing is that he’s not legally insane, and there’s no way to test for CTE when you’re alive, so when he inevitably physically attacks someone he’s going to prison (unless a blood test for CTE comes in the next few years, in which case you can be sure he’ll take the test and use an insanity defense).
     
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    He says he wants to run for office. I think it says a lot about our country when his future is either politics or prison and neither sounds all that far fetched
     
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  15. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Just what we need! An American version of Rob Ford! Crack and two dollar French whores for everyone! I already had a hole in my head the size of a nickel! I guess it's about time I got another one!

    Signed,
    -Mrs. championjets69 :mad:
     
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    Despite all that. When the season gets going and O-lines start getting ravaged (God forbid its us) he will be drawing interest. That's how valuable the position is. They will put up with his dickery for the rest of the year if it means they don't have to start some 7th round project turnstile who will put your QB's career in jeopardy
     
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    CTE or not, The dude's been a crazy A-hole his whole life..... but I'm sure his brain probably looks like strawberry jelly
     

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