Incognito retiring

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  1. statjeff22

    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    he'll be charged with some violent crime in the near future and he will blame CTE
     
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  3. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    Incognito retiring...so why the announcement?
     
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  4. GREG

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    Have to wonder if the Bills trade up now. Losing Incognito who played well for them and the injury to Wood that forced his retirement. Two starters on OL to replace. Their D wasn't all that great last season as it was 30th against the run and only 29 sacks which was 3rd fewest in the league. They still have a weak WR corps, Shady getting older, and QB issues. How the F did they make the playoffs last year? They might be better off rolling with McCarron and using all their picks to address other areas of need on their team.
     
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    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    I guess those roids are hurtin more than his anger management issues
     
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    gonna be tough watching porn without the wife finding out now.
     
  7. Since1969

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    His liver and kidneys are failing at such a young age? I wonder if his "training methods" are to blame. Very, very weird.

    On the other hand, this may just be a bizarre way of renegotiating his contract.
     
  8. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    He's not a nice person. Typical HS asshole who derived enjoyment from tormenting others. Remember the golf course thing? You can't unteach typical HS asshole. I don't wish him any ill will, I'm not like that; I just hope he taunts someone to near death and then gets whacked in the face with a baseball bat in retaliation. That guy is a huge dick - and not in a good way. Not for anything (and I don't belong to social media), who the F would follow Richie Incognito? I mean, why?
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    He's gonna need a doctor's note for that.

    "Richie cannot attend practice today because he's been bitten by a Tsetse fly.

    Signed,
    -Dr. Fakelorious"
     
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    The weird thing is, that Incognito could have simply just showed up for camp, stunk and got cut and got to keep his signing bonus and all that. Instead he retired for health reasons and now the team is trying to recoop that money. This was right after firing his agents via twitter as well. Either Incognito is handling this like an idiot, or there is some pending incident that we don't know about. Very strange circumstances here.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I'm gonna go with idiot and pending incident. Better yet, he announced his retirement on social media. Double idiot for $1,000, Alex. Plus, he put some weird smiley/winky face thing when he said I'm done?
     
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  12. GREG

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    Incognito tonight announced on his twitter account that he is not retiring after all and its being reported on www.twobillsdrive.com.
     
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    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Well, the joke may be on him, since the Bills put him on the reserve/retired list on Thursday. And there is absolutely nothing now on https://www.twobillsdrive.com/ suggesting that this is for real.
     
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    What a psycho
     
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    Looks like his coke dealer called in his tab.
     
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    Now asking for his release as he realised he would have to give his signing bonus back


    1st grade prick

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    The plot thickens. Incognito's latest Twitter post asks the Bills to release him from his contract (i.e., cut him). That would get him off the hook for having to pay any money back to the Bills, but what's his end game? Does he want to retire without paying any money back, or is he angling to be a free agent and sign with another team? I guess the third possibility is that he's just nuts and has no plan

    . http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ognito-asks-to-be-released-from-his-contract/
     
  19. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    He starts a conversation he can't even finish. He's talking a lot, but he's not saying anything. When he has nothing to say, his lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again?
     
  20. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    It goes much deeper than that. He's got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

     

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