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Discussion in 'BS Forum' started by NotSatoshiNakamoto, Jun 5, 2015.
Mark Sanchez is better than Phillip Rivers.
What's the difference between a computer and Paul Walker?
- I actually give a fuck when my computer crashes
A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby
this is pure gold, pure gold.
This guy's fucking a girl doggie style when he pulls out and starts to stick his dick in her ass. The girl looks over her shoulder at him and says "don't you think that's a little presumptuous of you?" and the guy says "presumptuous?!…my that's a big word for a 10 year old!"
This guy tells his very buxom girlfriend that he'd like to tittie fuck her. The girfriend asks him what it involves and the guy explains it to her. She then asks: "wait a minute - how is it good for me?" and the boyfriend thinks about it for a minute and then says "I'll tell you what: just before I cum, I'll stop punching you in the head."
Q: What's the worse thing about eating bald pussy?
A: Putting the diaper back on.
This guy's walking on the beach when he hears a woman nearby with no arms or legs softly weeping. He goes over to her and asks why she's crying and the woman tells him it's because she's never been kissed. So the guy shrugs, bends down and kisses her and starts walking away….except he hears the woman continuing to cry, only louder.
Slightly annoyed he walks back over to her and asks: "why are you still crying?!" and the woman replies "because I've never been fucked" at which point he picks her up, walks over to the water's edge, heaves her in and yells over the surf: "NOW you're fucked!"
This guy's sitting in a doctor's office and the doctor comes in and tells him he has some bad news: "I'm afraid you have Alzheimers and cancer" and the guy says "ahhh, thank god I don't have cancer!"
You are a phenomenon on this board you know that? Most inappropriate but most fun thread of the year. My mom died of Alzheimer by the way. I hate you and love you at the same time.
Is this the guy who plays Hannibal in CBS's (I think) series?
The bottom edge if this picture should be just a couple of inches lower
No, he's a real super guy though.
Yea, he plays the dead guy.
How do you not know who Christopher Reeves is?