I will visually devour it but it definitely would shut down the ol' ticker if I went further than that.
I had a pizzaburger once. Not sure where but I remember ordering it. Do not remember how good it was but I think it took about a week to get the last of it out of me.
I used to get pizza burgers at diners all the time when I was a kid. They always sucked and I kept ordering them. Like some day I would find the white buffalo, a pizza burger that's edible.
the bottom pizza bun would get really soggy from the juicy burger making kinda mushy and gross. A pizza burger can be done, but I'd make it more of a panini with crispy bread on both sides, a thin layer of hamburger and quality pepperoni and cheese on top of that
Maybe a pizza burger should be a cheese burger with tomato served between two pizza crusts? I think I might try that.