Would you do ayahuasca with Aaron Rodgers?

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Would you do ayahuasca with Aaron Rodgers?

  1. Yes

    42.9%
  2. No

    28.6%
  3. No, but I'd smoke weed with him if he asked.

    19.0%
  4. Only if we're naked and sweaty

    9.5%
  1. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    I was looking for a rodgers thread to put this in and I find THIS insanity.
    Rodgers not being weird, just winning:

     
  2. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Let's hope he can find some of that magic again... ;)
     
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  3. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    As much of a crapfest it's been the last few years/decades, the stupid in me still holds out hope.
     
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    Kronoking Well-Known Member

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    I had to google how long the high...wait, I mean "journey" actually lasts. I landed on 4-8 hours with a likely lingering taper off effect at the end.

    20+ years ago the younger and late teens-early 20's me says yes. Likely enjoying the first couple hours before hitting the "ok ready for this to wear off already" wall.

    Older me probably enjoys it for an hour tops, and then spends the remainder 7+ hours fairly "this freaking sucks" miserable.

    Needed a too old for this crap selection option.
     
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  5. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    "He invited me to the house for me to pick him up, so we went to the house for a little bit and there he was, with his tight little shorts, no shirt, with his little red hat, and he was doing some farming or something because he was covered in dirt. It was awesome, man." - J.P. Losman on Aaron Rodgers
     
  6. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    SWIIIIING... and a miss
     
  7. Jedi mind tricks

    Jedi mind tricks Well-Known Member

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    We used to be a proper fan base
     
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    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Before the Jets beat us into submission.
     
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  9. jets_fan

    jets_fan Well-Known Member

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    Exactly. And just think how ridiculous the fanbase might become when, another 13 years from now, we're still waiting for our first playoff appearance since the 2010 AFC Championship Game. :D
     
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  10. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    You and all of us buddy. You and all of us..........<sigh>
     
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  11. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    This text just in from my rabid Jets fan friend, Vinny:

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    "My achilles feels fantastic man, bring on that 49er pass rush. Pain. Yom Kippur looms."

    Me: "PAIN."

    Our 25 years and counting inside joke is that the Jets season is over by Yom Kippur. We got a little bit of a reprieve, it's Oct 11th this year, haha.
     
  12. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    Not if rat girl and dirt stash are there.

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  13. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    You actually went through the trouble to zoom in? Hahaha.
     
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  14. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    You have got to knock that off... My wife and I BOTH almost pissed ourselves from laughter! Good one!!! :D:D:D
     
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  15. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    They're all wearing puppet hands and the guy in the upper right looks like his very own deformed hand was caused by a turkey fryer mishap. It does get weirder upon further examination @Jets81, but good work just the same, hahaha.

    EDIT: I feel a new avatar coming on in some form or another. I'm due.
     
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  16. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    It's an absolute AI nightmare. The hands coming up over Rogers back. Missing bodies. Deformed hands and feet. The black box hovering on the tree wallpaper. Rogers hands inverted. The dudes roblox ear. Its a mess.
     
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  17. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    It's altered for sure, but still funny as Hell.
     
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  18. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Guess you've never taken ayahuasca... :cool:
     
  19. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    I’d never even heard of it until Roger’s came here and I stopped taking hallucinogens a long time ago. Glad for it too, considering shitting myself in front of a bunch of strangers doesn’t strike me as the kind of spiritual experience I’m looking for.
     
  20. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think that image looks more like a shit shroom trip.
     
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