Would you do ayahuasca with Aaron Rodgers?

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Would you do ayahuasca with Aaron Rodgers?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

    30.2%
  3. No, but I'd smoke weed with him if he asked.

    18.6%
  4. Only if we're naked and sweaty

    9.3%
  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    If the situation arose where you found yourself invited by Aaron Rodgers to participate in an ayahuasca ceremony, Would you do it? And no, neither of you are naked and sweaty.
     
  2. NOVAJET

    NOVAJET "2020 TGG Fantasy Football Champ"

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    Yup
     
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  3. JetFanInNE

    JetFanInNE Well-Known Member

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    Fuck Aaron Rodgers. No, I wouldn’t do ayahuaska with him
     
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  4. dawinner127

    dawinner127 Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely. I'll even make sure it's during a mandatory minicamp just to piss everyone here off.
     
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    barfolomew Well-Known Member

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    Who's the other guy who voted naked and sweaty?!?!? I thought I'd be the only one.
    Make the poll public.
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My poll is always available for public consumption.
     
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    JackBower Well-Known Member

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    Younger yes. But there's way too much shit going through my mind every minute that mushrooms would be awful now
     
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    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Only if @Brook! handles puke bucket duty...
     
  9. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Hearing Coach Saleh spinning on the radio about the Albatross and his absence was painful.
     
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  10. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Aaron Rodgers: Pass.

    Ayahuasca: Fuck no!

    "In the specific case of ayahuasca, common adverse effects observed both in the experimental and ritual contexts include nausea, gastrointestinal discomfort, vomiting, diarrhea, headache, and transient increases in blood pressure and heart rate."​
     
  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You just described a hangover
     
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    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Only if we get to chase giant chickens in the spirit world with Lou Diamond Phillips...
     
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  13. Jets OG fan

    Jets OG fan Well-Known Member

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    I've never tried DMT before, so I'd have no idea what to expect, but I'd do it. Worst case scenario, I get a good laugh listening to his conspiracy theories while zonked out of my mind.
     
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  14. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    [​IMG]

    "Don't put words in my mouth I didn't generate, words that don't belong to me, don't do that. What I said was trying to tackle Michael Vick was like chasing chickens in my backyard. Don't get this thing twisted, don't get it twisted."

    EDIT: I had a thread with Herman Edwards quotes years ago. It was rather glorious. Almost everyone hated Herm towards the end of his gig here and wanted him gone, and when he left for K.C., those same people flipped out after they got what they wanted because of the way that he left.

    Me, I just laughed at the spectacle. I was disappointed mostly because he didn't get the Jets over the hump. He was entertaining, that's a sure. He flamed out in K.C. for all the schadenfreude folks who didn't want him to stay here, anyway. A buddy of mine used to call him Kansas City Kotite, haha.

    Anyway, it's not Herman Edwards' thing to ever get high, but I would pay good money to watch him giving the Albatross a lecture while the Albatross was tripping. Bible quotes, tangents, parallels to nothing, Rodgers would probably kill himself.
     
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    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    I've had my share - they never included the Hershey squirts.
     
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    Pretty sure it was Woody Allen...
     
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    A slight change to the quote.
     
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    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    If you were going to change it why leave out the pustules, boils, lesions and necrotizing flesh eating bacteria?
     
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    donkey Well-Known Member

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    :D
     
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  20. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    This just in from my rabid Jets fan friend, Vinny:

    The Albatross (we coined that, btw,) is in the ayahuasca tent somewhere in Europe for the next few days contemplating his playing future, but fear not! We have Tyrod Taylor and a rookie QB with a broken ankle to save the day, all systems go in Jetland, all gas no brake.

    I hear his comedic delivery in my head, hahahaha. Anyway, PAIN.
     
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