Because there has never been a better time to take a cruise. It really does look like it would be a lot of fun to die in. https://blooloop.com/water-parks/news/icon-of-the-seas-royal-caribbean-cruise-ship-sea-trials/
I have a coworker that’s probably around 30 that says he’s been on 20+ cruises. A number he couldn’t even add up. I asked what he liked the most, drinking, eating, gambling, etc. He said all of it. I’ve never met a more patriotic American.
In 100 years a bunch of rich fucks could die in a submarine traveling down to see your skeleton. Because somehow in 100 years, the wealthy will still be using submersibles made from beer kegs.
Never been on a cruise, but I'd like to try it at least once. Like a decade ago it seemed every month there was a Carnival Cruise story about a ship failing or the plumbing coming back up leaving shit everywhere while stuck just far out enough at sea that you can see your dock but can't get there
A veritable caged-in floating apartment building topped by a kiddie pissed-in bathtub as a pool - where do I sign?
