Why Bill Belichick is a douche bag.

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  1. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    Can we just compile a list of his douchebaggary here?

    1) Stole $1 million from a sick old man.
    2) Cheated on his wife.
    3) Cheated the game.
    4) Running up the score on opponents with well respected coaches.
    5) Not shaking hands.
    6) Disturbingly arrogant.

    please add

    edit: I guess I should have put this in the TT forum ...
     
  2. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    7) wears that stupid ass sweatshirt
    8) actually is, in fact, a bag of douche
    9) fucked the jets over after parcells left
     
  3. DCanadian

    DCanadian Active Member

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    The sweatshirt is a GREAT reason. I would have forgotten that one. How about how he has no respect for press conferences and treats them as a joke.
     
  4. Mr Electric

    Mr Electric Banned

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    He also has the smug comb-over/part.
     
  5. Jetzz

    Jetzz Active Member

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    Well they are pretty much a joke... I can't give ya that one.
     
  6. coloradojet

    coloradojet Active Member

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    He can never admit that without the cheating he would have never won a superbowl. He was able to barely win three of them with all the cheating he was doing.
     
  7. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    He leaves his team on the sidelines of the Super Bowl with :01 second left.
     
  8. ShutEmDownRevis

    ShutEmDownRevis New Member

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    he scumbags his players over contracts
     
  9. Namath2Kolber

    Namath2Kolber New Member

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    He eats baby hearts.
     
  10. hazmat

    hazmat New Member

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    He tried to Kill Ted Johnson

    He teachers his players to be scumbags like Wilfork

    He lets players that test positive for roids continue to play
     
  11. Yisman

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    "COACH!!!!!?!?!?!? Where are you going? The game's not over yet!!!!"
     
  12. DraftaFullBack

    DraftaFullBack Active Member

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    I heard he ran over a bunch of kittens with a steamroller, don't quote me on that though.
     
  13. In Mangini We Trust

    In Mangini We Trust New Member

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    what is this "he stole 1 million dollars from a sick old man" about??

    seriously, haha what happened
     
  14. Yisman

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    Leon Hess.

    Hess paid him a million to become HC after Parcells and instead he cut and ran with the money.
     
  15. xBleedingGreen62x

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    Because he puts peanut butter on both sides of his raisin bread lmao.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=zOaGkPXn9LQ

    Some of u may have seen this but its a cant miss segment of good ol' BB at his best. He might be the most boring person. Ever.
     
  16. rillo

    rillo New Member

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    He's a cheating douche....
     
  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He killed a bunch of poor dogs.
    He shot a guy outside a night club.
    He got AIDS from a drag queen, and then gave it to a bunch of young school girls.
    He pees in mailboxes in the summer.
    He de-crusts his sandwiches.
     
  18. jetzIII

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    He drives by people and splashes them with his car..
     
  19. Jetcane

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    If someone can photochop BB's face on the soldier, I think we'll have a winnah.

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