When is it acceptable to get a Hooker?

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  1. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Self explanatory threat title is self explanatory.
     
  2. Sam Hammer

    Sam Hammer Well-Known Member

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    The better question is: When is it NOT acceptable?

    - You are in a relationship and your partner is against it
    - You can't afford it
    - You are morally opposed to the idea
    - You can't afford to get caught (if illegal where you are)

    Other than that, go for it, just be safe!
     
  3. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Asking for a friend?
     
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  4. DefenseWinsChampionships

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    When is it acceptable? Easy answer.

    A.) It's acceptable when you're willing to catch H.I.V. Only to later die with full blown aids. Or anything else that this crack & meth head street lady could have.

    B.) It's acceptable when you're willing to get arrested for the picking up of a prostitute. Having to be embarrassed around your family members. Explain to current or future employer's that you had to pay for sex. Hide your last name from a future GF in order to hide the fact that you were willing to sleep with a junkie prostitute or accept a gum job from an STD invested Ally cat.

    That's all I can think of. On why it's never acceptable. Life is not a game of Russian roulette. One mistake and your life is ruined forever.

    Idk. I've always had a weak stomach. Can't eat if I find someone's hair in my food. A prostitute? I'd rather eat a rat and later die of no sex disorder.

    Take that same $20 or whatever and invite a nice girl out for Applebee's famous two for $20/$25 meals. She'll probably order their steak or babyback ribs. One way or another a man will always have to pay for the warm gushy stuff. But I highly recommend you be careful on which types of woman you spend your time and money on.
     
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  5. Ralebird

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    There's somebody for everybody if you set your standards low enough.
     
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  6. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    You should hit on that fast food worker
     
  7. The Waterboy

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    Does it burn when you urine?
     
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  8. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Not sure you understand what a prostitute is for.
    Let sir Isaac Hayes explain it
     
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  9. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Only after 10PM.
     
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  10. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Where are these $20 hookers? Asking for a friend of course.
     
  11. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Goddamn it son of bitch you beat me to the punch. Oh, well, can't win 'em all. I'm way late on this thread, but I'm surprised Dierking didn't get you last. I thought it was it hurts when I urine, but you're probably right.

     
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  12. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    When you and the prostitute are both consenting adults and you pay them. Prostitution between consenting adults is fine. Silly for it to be illegal.
     
  13. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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  14. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    You get what you pay for my friend
     
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  15. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Then why are you asking the question?
     
  16. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    so, your inflatable suffered a puncture wound?


     
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  17. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    yeah.. . yeah... everyone always talks crap about hookers but I went to Vegas for the first time a couple months ago and at the bar I saw this old(er) dude, definitely late 60s, chubby of course, with one of the hottest chicks I've seen in a longgg time. She was dressed to kill and she was laughing at his jokes like a real professional

    tell me that isn't cool as hell.

    When I got back to work I called down to HR and asked them to increase my personal 401k contribution level. a man needs a dream
     
  18. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    Just legalize it, require regularly STD testing, tax it, etc. It'll cut down on the shady stuff that results in people getting hurt.
     
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  19. Cidusii

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    When you're the Head Coach of a Rugby team, and your scrum is struggling to stay stable after binding.

    When you're the Head Coach of a Rugby team, and your lineout throws are not straight.

    When you're the Head Coach of a Rugby team, and you just want to have a good time.
     
  20. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    The obvious answer is when you have a bag of blow and snorting off your wife’s ass just doesn’t do it for you anymore
     

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