When dating is it necessary that a man drinks?

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  1. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Great story, @Brook! Not only a faithful husband, but apparently hold your alcohol pretty well too. Impressive.
     
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  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Fucking Brook.

    1) I didn't approve you to make this post.

    2) You drove 6 hours to a hotel with a 7 and did not get one single blowjob.

    3) She told you the size of her husband's dick and you didn't make her walk down a major highway naked and scourging herself.

    4) You bought a bottle from a bar at closing time and it was fucking WINE???!

    5) You didn't say if they had pork or beef sausage at the breakfast buffet.
     
  3. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    I didn't approve either...:)
     
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  4. TommyJ

    TommyJ Well-Known Member

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    Brook,

    You slippery fingered, 2 timing, backsliding, unsavory, greasy, no deal closing weasel!!!
    Good form my friend on staying true to your wife, for real. You had a night of wonderful indelicacies in store
    and you turned it down, strong son of a gun, i salute you.
     
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  5. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Does your wife know you're gay?
     
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  6. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    All good points byz. :)
    Lol. Nothing to salute Tommy. Cheating isn't in my book. I can't cheat on mother of my children.

    Well she knows I am into goats does that count? Lol.
     
  7. Chappy13

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    I mighta caved! Just sayin'.

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  8. jilozzo

    jilozzo Well-Known Member

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    holy crap....brook send me her number please. ty
     
  9. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Hahaha. You wanna deal with her big dick husband? Don’t do it. Lol.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Ahhhhhhh. Now the truth comes out.

    You didn't want to throw a hot dog down a hallway,
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    By the way, has anyone seen DanR??
     
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    CBG Well-Known Member

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    This is a winner winner chicken dinner
     
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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Did you fuck her or not?
     
  18. DanR

    DanR Active Member

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    The date is still upcoming.

    I want to have a drink but I originally told her I don't drink. Bad move because it shows indecisiveness?
     
  19. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Just make sure you fap beforehand so you don't buss too quick
     
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  20. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think you should first tell her that you asked a thousand strangers if you should drink, then you better just pull a huge bong out and blow some smoke in her face.

    Then give her a good face smack and tell her that her butt should bounce better than her face cheeks.
     
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