When dating is it necessary that a man drinks?

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  1. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    You been away a long time, my friend.
     
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  3. abyzmul

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  4. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    You think her melons are real?
     
  5. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    Just think what would Brook do?
     
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  6. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    You want me to tell my story that happened in Jonesboro Arkansas?
     
  7. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    any story that begins with a Kurdish man in Jonesboro, AR is probably a good one. so yes.
     
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  8. Brook!

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    Well. I still need approval from following folks. @Dierking @abyzmul @FJF @matt robinson 17 @CBG @Cman60 @TommyJ

    I also need immunity that they won't make fun of me. Otherwise I will plead 5th. Lol.
     
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    RIIIIIIIGHT...

    And drop bears exist also.
     
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  11. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    I promise not to make fun of you if you tell your story. Proceed.
     
  12. Brook!

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    This story has much more drama. A married woman and Brook. It is worth the wait. I will wait to get promise from everyone I listed before I proceed.
    One down seven to go.
     
  13. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Come on. I’m meaner than all those jokers combined. Spill it.
     
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    I promise I won’t make any jokes if it’s good, if the story sucks though I get free reign.
     
  15. jilozzo

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    well if your date is another man u better drink
     
  16. Brook!

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    Well abyzmul and FJF are meaner than you but OK.
    Doesn't work like that. Full promise not to joke. Lol.

    It was 2013. I was the Supply Chain lead for a major project and I had to travel to St Louis and Jonesboro(AR) for two seperate meetings with my Finance partner who was a married woman. She was maybe a 7 out of 10. Perfect tiny body and so so face. Well after our meeting in St Louis we headed to a BBQ restaurant and we started talking about stuff. At some point she mentioned how she was having issues with her husband and such. After dinner we climbed up the Gateway Arch. Looked at St Louis etc and after we landed down we took pictures etc.

    She then put my picture up on her facebook and tagged me.

    Her husband was an MIT grad consultant and this finance partner was also a consultant before she joined my company. Well after the arch trip we went to a bar. While drinking her husband called. She asked for permission and went outside to talk. She came back and she said her husband wasn't happy that she put up our picture on facebook. And she started to share her problems with the husband. Turns out the guy is a dick and kind of bullying her with his accomplishments. He is a big shot MIT grad and she is only a Columbia grad. He is on his way to become a partner and she is only a mid level manager in a Fortune company.

    Well of course I listened and thanked God for not having such a marriage.

    Well we stayed the night in St Louis and started driving to Jonesboro next day. It was a 5-6 hour trip and we arrived to our hotel. I told her I was going to take a shower then head to dinner. She could join me if she wanted. She said she had to work to finish the prep for the meeting next day. I said fine. We separated and I took my shower and rested around 2 hours and headed to a chain restaurant. I totally forgot about her. Well before I ordered she called me and asked where I was. I told her where I was and she showed up in like 10 minutes. It was obvious she was kind of upset. I didn't ask much. We had dinner and I thought we were done for the night. But no. She said if I wanted to hang out at a bar. I wasn't gonna sleep anyway so I said yeah let's go.

    We went to a bar and I started drinking and she started drinking and we drank heavy. She kept talking about her marriage and asked me a lot of questions about my marriage etc. I didn't share much but she did/ Including how big is her husbands dick.

    Well we drank for like 3 hours and tt was the closing time for the bar. She begged them to keep it open but they said they had to close it otherwise police would give them trouble. If you don't know, Jonesboro is a dry town. I said fine, we are done let's go to hotel.

    She said let's grab a bottle from the bar and keep drinking at the hotel. I said fine. I paid for the bottle of wine and we headed to hotel. I thought we were going to drink at the car or lobby. She said let's drink in my room. I said No. Let's drink in the car. She insisted her room I insisted the car. Well she finally agreed. But of course she made a move on me. I stopped her. I said I am happily married and I never slept with another woman. She still insisted. But I didn't oblige. Yeah I love strip clubs, I love lap dances but cheating ain't for me. Well she got mad of course.

    The next morning we met at the breakfast. It was awkward of course. She said she was embarassed. I said don't be. Well it was a weird 2 days in Jonesboro.

    This is basically the story.

    Lesson for us married man. If you belittle your wife your wife will find a way to get to you.

    End of story :)
     
  17. JackBower

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    A beer for and and a roofie coolatta for the misses
     
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  18. The Waterboy

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    I think that is a worse ending than the airport thread
     
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  19. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    OP really needs to chime in here. This should be good.

    Also props to Brook for being faithful.
     
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  20. Brook!

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    Come on. I already asked not to be made fun of. :)
    Yeah I know I am boring as hell. :)
     
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