Watching That Jets/Browns Game Was Like ...

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  1. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    Post your analogies here. I'll start:

    Watching that Jets/Browns game was like watching two male dogs take turns humping each other.
     
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  2. Martin&theJETS

    Martin&theJETS Well-Known Member

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    Like watching me shoving flaming hot pizza with the lava cheese into the roof of my mouth.
     
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  3. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Like goin to a stripclub to see a featured Pr0n Star
    ...only to find out the pic was from 17 years ago.....


    ...and before the reassignment. :eek:
    but she had a cute sister who grabbed your ass.
     
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    Yikes :confused: sounds like an awful night haha.
     
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  5. Mainejet

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    This game was like being forced to watch every poster at theganggreen get prostate exams from a bald, fat doctor with serious coke bottle glasses and insanely fat fingers....
     
    #5 Mainejet, Oct 8, 2017
  6. playtowinthegame

    playtowinthegame Well-Known Member

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    Like watching Brandon Marshall's new team lose their 5th game in 5 weeks.
     
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  7. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    man, if i had a nickel for everytime this happened
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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  10. JethroTull

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    It was a win so it was an enjoyable three hours of my day
     
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  11. Cidusii

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    Like watching an argument between nyjunc and hobbes.
     
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  12. FanSinceBIGShea

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    It was thrilling because we won - again.

    No two games are ever the same.

    Jets figured out a way to win this afternoon and are now 3-2 with a biggie coming up this next week.

    Exciting and inspiring team to watch (as I said 3 months ago).

    6 wins minimum (as I said 3 months ago).

    Tank my ass (as I said 3 months ago).

    What did today feel like watching the game against Cleveland? It felt and tasted like, VICTORY.
     
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  13. Red Menace

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    Patriots are going to return the favor next week, I don't wish any player to get injured but I believe next week Mcown goes out inured, Petty comes in and the rest is history.....10-6 this season and jets make playoffs. That was my prediction so I'm hoping it comes true.
     
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  14. FanSinceBIGShea

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    Perhaps. Look it, the Jets shouldn't win next week because New England is a better football team. As to McCown, I enjoy watching this guy play football and squeezing out every last bit of talent he has. I find him to be a great story and one of the more inspirational athletes to take notice of these days.
     
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  15. HomeoftheJets

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    Like watching Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un exchange insults on Twitter.
     
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  16. Royal Tee

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    Sounds like you're pissed you didn't make this thread...
    we had a nice thing going...

    Debbies kill me.
     
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    Endlessly Counting Well-Known Member

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    Actually I enjoyed watching that one better, esp at the end
     
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  18. Dierking

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    Like watching the Jets play the Titans
     
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  19. DefenseWinsChampionships

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    It was like watching an extremely young team just improve to 3-2 overall off of 3 consecutive victories even after all of those so called experts predicted an 0-16, 1-15, 2-14, 3-13 etc type of season due to soon be fielding an incompetent team in which lacked the potential or ability to even line up on Sunday's without getting embarrassed, humiliated & destroyed by each and every team regardless of which one.

    It was like watching a completely different team than the one so called experts laughed at throughout the off-season.

    Everyone wants to laugh at the Browns as if no one wasn't laughing at us throughout the entire off-season and into week 3.
     
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  20. Mainejet

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    Watching that game was like masturbating with a cheese grater.
     
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