Things Champ's Liquor Salesman Boyfriend Told Him

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  1. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    So saw this in another thread and wondering what other think might have been said that we don't want to hear

     
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  2. Brook!

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    Not judging but champ is a guy right? How can he have a Boyfriend? I know he has children so I don't know how that works.
     
  3. The Waterboy

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    this thread is either going to deliver or rapidly go down in flames
     
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    be nice to champ
     
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    Says the guy who is never bice to Brook!

    You, joe and FJF are like my grumpy big brothers.
     
  7. Dierking

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    champ didn't start out with all the advantages you had
     
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    Curley Johnson was a kicker
     
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  9. joe

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    Things Champ's Liquor Salesman Boyfriend Told Him
    . .Probably something to do with cocktails.

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    Maybe his BF has Peyronies disease and Champ nicknamed it Curley?
     
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    Kicked 3 fg's in Super Bowl III, Bake Turner was the punter
     
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    his liquor store boyfriend taught him how to SOD & DMFTR, but only after EBFBOG because otherwise that would be gross. obviously.
     
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    I was way off, complete bust
     
  14. The Waterboy

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    Yes, I blame myself for not even contributing. Guess his boyfriend is the strong silent type so never had anything to say.
     
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    Years ago, one of our dearly departed posters came forth with a bunch of photos they supposedly mined from a image hosting account belonging to a certain geriatric curmudgeon who shall not be named.

    Most were of said curmudgeon taking pictures of locomotives. Apparently he had an affinity for them, possibly from a previous occupation.

    But there were also a handful of family pictures, depicting a similarly geriatric (and possibly curmudgeonly) spouse, a 30-something bearded son, daughter-in-law and 2 young grandchildren. One of the grandchildren was an infant son, breastfeeding in one of the photos.

    There was also another group of family photos, presumably years later. The then-infant grandson appeared to be about 5 years old now.

    And was still openly breastfeeding.
     
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    Nothing wrong with a little breast feeding....
     
  17. The Waterboy

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    Yeah but you won't catch me out in public breast feeding on my mom.
     
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    I wonder if 10 years later that grandson's still openly breast feeding, a la zits-on-tits.

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