The Toy Machine Guns

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Am I the only person seeing little kids running around everywhere with these strangely real-looking machine guns that make the sound of a semi auto?

    Didn't we just have like 15 mass shootings a month ago? What gives?
     
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  2. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    This thread sucks without pictures.

    And you are in Texas.
     
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah, I had considered that, but I work with people around the country and heard similar stuff.

    Here's your picture.
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  4. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    So much for the "everyone in Texas carries a gun". My wife has been in San Antonio for 2 days already and hasn't gotten shot yet.
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah, you hardly ever see anyone open carry, even though Rollerturd made it legal for everyone.

    I would imagine that every cop they pass eyefucks them when they do.
     
  6. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Don’t give up hope
     
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    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Yep, In all the states I have been in with open carry I have only seen a couple of dozen people open carry, and it was almost always a rancher in rural areas.
     
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    bicketybam Well-Known Member

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    I grew up in the 70's and we all had toy guns, GI Joe's, army men and what have you. We all turned out alright (allegedly.)
     
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    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Yeah you all proceeded to fuck the next group of us up. Thanks man.
     
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