The Shopping Cart Killer

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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Target is not happy about that photo.

    Nothing like having a serial killer influencer working on you.
     
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    I thought this was going to be a vigilante story about a guy killing people that don’t return their shopping carts and leave them in a parking spot.
    Oh well, those assholes keep living I guess
     
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    Seriously. Those pricks deserve a painful death.
     
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    Serves them right for diarrhea-brand-blasting their shitty plastic shopping carts. It's like pushing around a fucking kid's lawn toy.
     
  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I saw a shopping cart on top of a mountain a few years ago. There's no way to get up there except for on foot, and it's a long, diifficult steep hike. Weirdest thing ever.

    They did just definitely connect a 5th suspect to this guy. I wouldn't doubt if there's more victims where these came from because he's not native to the area.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I hate those people, too. It's just pure laziness and self-entitlement. It's even worse if where the carts go is right there. Worse yet are the bastards who just let the cart go and it rolls into someone's car and dings it.

    People suck.
     
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    Next Dexter spin off
     
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    Cart Narcs are on the job.

    It cracks me up how aggressive some people get and how much time they spend fighting with the guy.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    There's a video where this woman tells a cart kid when he civilly tells her to put her cart back after she stuck it in a parking spot (the cart dock was probably 5 feet away), but then he buckles down and says, "C'mon, it's right there." "Do you work here?" "Yes." "What about everybody else?! Why are you discriminating against me?!" "I don't care about everybody else. Put the cart back." "Get out of my way!" "Put the cart back. I'm not moving until you put the cart back." "Get out of my WAY!" The kid was standing behind her car so she couldn't leave. I thought she was going to physically attack him. He won the war. She put it back and as a parting salvo, "I hope you fcking die! I hope you get cancer!"

    It's fabulous. It's a TikTok video that I came across as a surfer on Reddit. I don't belong to either, so I couldn't embed it just the same. It's out there, though.
     
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