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  1. Long Time Jet Fan

    Long Time Jet Fan New Member

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    Who do you think the Jets should cut? I say the following:

    Brett Favre - Old, washed up
    Laveranues Coles - Old, washed up
    Shaun Ellis - Old, washed up
    Kenyon Coleman - Old, washed up
    David Barrett - Old, washed up
    Bryan Thomas - Sucks
    Vernon Gholston - Bust
    David Bowens - Sucks
    Thomas Jones - Old
    Chris Baker - Odd man out
    Kellen Clemens - Not the answer
    Eric Smith - Sucks
    Brad Smith - Not worth it just for the trick plays
    Wayne Hunter - Who?
    Drew Coleman - Sucks
    Naoh Herron - Who?
    Robert Turner - Who?
    Kareem Brown - Who?
    Marques Murrell - Who?
    Jason Trusnik - Who?
    Mike DeVito - Who?
    James Ihedigbo - Who?
    Marcus Mason - Who?
    Danny Woodhead - Not worth the sentimental value
    Kevin Cummings - Who?
    Stanley Daniels - Who?
    Ropati Pitoitua - Who?
    Branden Rankert - Who?
    Bryan Schaefering - Who?
    Huey Whittaker - Who?

    Now with all the money you save from cutting these guys go get:

    QB Kyle Boller UFA
    QB Todd Bouman UFA
    RB P.J. Daniels RFA
    FB Lorenzo Neal UFA
    WR Terrance Copper UFA
    WR Demetrius Williams RFA
    TE Quinn Sypniewski RFA
    TE Daniel Wilcox UFA
    PK Matt Stover UFA
    P Sam Koch RFA
    DL Dwan Edwards UFA
    LB Dan Cody UFA
    LB Ray Lewis UFA
    LB Bart Scott UFA
    CB Corey Ivy UFA
    CB Derrick Martin RFA
    SS Dawan Landry RFA
    LB Jonathan Vilma
    WR Terrell Owens
    WR TJ Houshmanzadeh
    CB RW McQuarters
    Anyone else that's good and a free agent


    Now can we please stop these stupid threads! Thanks.
     
  2. Uhm a Jets Fan

    Uhm a Jets Fan New Member

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    dumb.....stop now
     
  3. TommyGreen

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    Kyle "I should have been a bowler" Boller?

    Get real.
     
  4. Jersey Joe 67

    Jersey Joe 67 Well-Known Member

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    Not only did you mention Kyle Boller, but you put him first!!!

    Why would we go after Lorenzo Neil, when we have Tony Richardson?

    Thomas Jones old? He just came off one of the best years of his career!

    Is this thread some kinda joke?
     
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  5. ukjetsfan

    ukjetsfan Well-Known Member

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    He's joking guys... how could you not realise he's joking?
     
  6. Mantana Soss

    Mantana Soss Active Member

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    This IS a big joke right? right?

    I mean even if it is it's ridiculous and required way too much work to get absolutely zero laughs...
    ...but even that option is better than what it means if you're serious.
     
  7. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    Bring on the Ditka!
     
  8. PennyRoyal10

    PennyRoyal10 Well-Known Member

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    What, no Little John Flowers?
     
  9. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Second!(filler)
     
  10. puddnhead

    puddnhead New Member

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    It's a little tough to tell because it's just not that funny (in defense of whoever first asked)
     
  11. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    He makes a point though. There are way too many "Official threads" around here. One for every player we should drop, another for every player we should draft, every player we should trade for and whatever else there may be.
     
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