Thank you Rex Claus!

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  1. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    I woke up this morning as excited as I've ever been! And this year, I didnt even have to run down the stairs to open my presents.

    At first, I was a little uncomfortable. Something felt different than other Christmas mornings but I couldnt quite figure out what it was.

    And then I realized that the odd feeling was coming from my nether regions.

    after a few minutes of investigating I found my Christmas present from Rex Claus and his 50 some odd elves.

    It was a GIANT blue cock shoved directly up my asshole. Oh boy, what a surprise!!!!
     
  2. ScotlandJet

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    I got something similar Jonnyd; a big lump lump of coal in my stocking!
    Fucking Jets break my heart! Even worse when my wife and kids bought a load of great Jets gifts for me for Christmas- very difficult, and awkward silence plus I went up to my room and cried! Ba humbug!
     
  3. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha I got the same thing! Weird!
     
  4. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    After a while, your ass skins expand and it doesnt hurt too much. But this morning was a fine howdayadoooo
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Was it a jelly cock? Might be that it wasn't Rex Claus making that delivery.
     
  6. jetsown22

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    Your Xmas present won't come till the offseason though when Rex proclaims Shotty and Sanchez will both be back next year and well win a superbowl.
     
  7. KWJetsFan

    KWJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    So that's why my ass hurts. Thought my wife was up to her "shhhh.......just take it game" again.
     
  8. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    Mine was anatomically correct as per Brandon Jacobs cock dimensions. Which one did u guys get?
     
  9. joesmoe39

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    lol!!!!!!!
     
  10. Sundayjack

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    Hawhawhaw......

    On the up-side, he promised not to make the playoffs in your mouth. And he didn't.
     
  11. NJJ_Jersey_Jets

    NJJ_Jersey_Jets Well-Known Member

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    Most Jets fans here got it straight up their vaginas. Stupid SOJF
     
  12. Jet Blue

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    LOL.. You are 17.

    I'd like to hear from you again in 30 years if they still haven't won and repeat the last 30.


    But, yeah, my vagina hurts AGAIN.
     
  13. fltflo

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    Personally I got skipped over, you see after 40 odd years of watching this club, you learn when you are on the naughty list, Giants loss, and you've had that thing shove up your ass so much it just does not hurt anymore. Matter of fact, after 40 years your asshole is so large it just slides out...

    Just so you know, keep the KY jelly around for the last game in Miami, I have a feeling your going to need it !
     
  14. KWJetsFan

    KWJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    Really? From a 17 year old?

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    Seriously.......you can't be 17 years old and call anyone a SOJF.
     
  15. Jet Blue

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    Hey Mitch old buddy.....


    Funny we meet again like Same Old Jets fans ;P

    -expertmech
     
  16. LeonNYJ

    LeonNYJ Well-Known Member

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    What's worse is that after all this, the Jets are going to still end up picking somewhere in the high teens.
     
  17. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Señor Ding Dong of Mods
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    Did you at least leave him some cookies and milk?

    This is all my fault, I bought my wife some Uggs for Xmas and because of that we're cursed. Tom Brady can spend another season dancing around in his Ugg moccasins while we're at home hoping they lose.
     
  18. rohirrim665

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    Im not a sojf at all, but I have to say games like this are the reason why it is not easy being a Jets fan. Christmas eve, playoffs on the line, playing the giants (whom I hate), and they lose a game that the Giants TRIED to give away. Disgusting.
     

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