I woke up this morning as excited as I've ever been! And this year, I didnt even have to run down the stairs to open my presents. At first, I was a little uncomfortable. Something felt different than other Christmas mornings but I couldnt quite figure out what it was. And then I realized that the odd feeling was coming from my nether regions. after a few minutes of investigating I found my Christmas present from Rex Claus and his 50 some odd elves. It was a GIANT blue cock shoved directly up my asshole. Oh boy, what a surprise!!!!