Stronger.... Faster.... Greener....

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by AllHackettsSuck, Dec 6, 2016.

  1. AllHackettsSuck

    AllHackettsSuck Well-Known Member

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    Your 2016 New York Jets! Whoever runs social media for this team should be the first person fired.
     
    #1 AllHackettsSuck, Dec 6, 2016
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    Jedi mind tricks Well-Known Member

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    Too soon.
     
    #2 Jedi mind tricks, Dec 6, 2016
  3. Quinnenthebeast

    Quinnenthebeast Well-Known Member

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    Their new ad campaign will be "Come see the Jets play, tickets starting as low as $5!"
     
    #3 Quinnenthebeast, Dec 6, 2016
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  4. AllHackettsSuck

    AllHackettsSuck Well-Known Member

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    LOL! Prices so low, we're practically GIVING IT AWAY!!!
     
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  5. hastygreen

    hastygreen Well-Known Member

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    Weaker, slower, crummier!!! Now with 72% less heart!!
     
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  6. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle 1992 Rookie of the Year

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    Led by a Harvard-educated scholar, this up-and-coming organization is a real bargain for anyone looking to buy low by adding an inexpensive, modest risk to their portfolio
     
    #6 BrowningNagle, Dec 6, 2016
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    pdxdrew Well-Known Member

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    "If it's green and it's in your fridge then you throw it away.... much like this team!"
     
    #7 pdxdrew, Dec 6, 2016
  8. grkmanga31

    grkmanga31 Well-Known Member

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    Jets marketing has been abysmal for awhile. Neil Glat or whatever his name is has the comfiest seat in the organization. His job is never questioned.
     
    #8 grkmanga31, Dec 6, 2016
  9. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    The Jets should have to put a Surgeon General's warning on all their ads.
     
    #9 HomeoftheJets, Dec 6, 2016
  10. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    They are going to start marketing to opposing fans. Excellent New York Jets package. Come see your team beat the Jets, meet the president and hang out for the weekend in NYC.
     
    #10 JetsVilma28, Dec 6, 2016
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