Schottenheimer is an alchemist

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  1. Donttasemebro

    Donttasemebro Well-Known Member

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    He can turn Mark Sanchez into David Carr
    He can turn a super bowl MVP receiver into the 2008 version of Braylon Edwards
    He can turn Dustin Keller into the most talented completely ineffective TE in the NFL
    He's transformed Shonn Greene from a thundering bell cow to Lendale White.

    He's turned the offense into a pile of shit so dense and heavy it has imploded into a black hole taking the entire team with it.

    WAY TO GO, BRIAN!! Daddy must be so proud.

    KYS
     
  2. Petey

    Petey Active Member

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    I always thought David Carr got a bad rap. I think he would have been much better if he played behind an offensive line.
     
  3. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    Man this is F-ed up. Shonn isn't fat yet.
     
  4. Sundayjack

    Sundayjack pǝʇɔıppɐ ʎןןɐʇoʇ
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    Hehe. . . . great thread title. :up:
     

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