This just struck me as very funny as I'm reading the daily KFFL hot of the wire stories. This guy Robert Lee is already printing up the superbowl tickets. Maybe a wasted thread but it made me laugh; everyone is a monster or a beast. Puhleeeeze.... Patriots | Meriweather expected to make impact Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:39:55 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots FS Brandon Meriweather is expected to make an immediate impact for a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. Patriots | Gay a contributor Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:39:17 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots CB Ellis Hobbs has been a contributor for a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. He recorded 56 tackles as a rookie in 2004, but he has battled injuries since then. Last year he played in just three games, and in 2005 he played in five. Patriots | Hobbs a contributor Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:39:16 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots CB Ellis Hobbs has been a contributor for a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. He has recorded 88 tackles, seven interceptions (for 87 return yards), 18 passes defensed, three fumble recoveries and eight special teams tackles while starting 17 of 31 games. Patriots | Wilson leads the secondary Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:38:46 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots SS Eugene Wilson quarterbacks the defensive backs for a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. Patriots | Harrison leads the secondary Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:38:30 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots SS Rodney Harrison quarterbacks the defensive backs for a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. Patriots | A. Thomas has been a beast Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:37:47 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots LB Adalius Thomas could add to a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. He has more sacks (28) than any other linebacker over the past three seasons. In his seven-year career, Thomas has registered 436 tackles, 38.5 sacks (for losses of a combined 242 yards) and eight interceptions. Patriots | Bruschi has been a beast Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:37:35 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots LB Tedy Bruschi has been a contributor to a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. He has recorded 461 tackles over the last four years for an average of 115 per year. In 2006 he led the team with 126 total stops. Patriots | Vrabel has been a beast Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:37:02 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots LB Mike Vrabel, a defensive captain last season, has been a contributor to a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. In 2006 he registered 101 tackles, which was third on the team. Patriots | Colvin has been a beast Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:36:55 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots LB Rosevelt Colvin has been a contributor to a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. Last year he recorded 8.5 sacks, and last year he registered seven. Patriots | Wilfork has been a monster Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:35:21 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots DL Vince Wilfork has been a contributor to a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. In 45 games, he has started 35 times. Wilfork has recorded 229 tackles, 3.5 sacks and four fumble recoveries in his three-year career. Last season he was fourth on the team with 81 tackles. Patriots | Warren has been a monster Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:34:57 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots DL Ty Warren has been a contributor to a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. In his four seasons, he has recorded 291 tackles, 13.5 sacks, six passes defensed, three forced fumbles and two fumble recoveries. He has also started 51 of 63 games. Last year Warren finished second on the team with career-high 117 tackles and second on the team with a career-high 7.5 sacks. Patriots | Seymour has been a monster Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:52:48 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports New England Patriots DL Richard Seymour has been a contributor to a team whose defense has been dominant since 2001. He is only current Patriot to have stretch of multiple Pro Bowl seasons. Seymour register 59 tackles, five sacks and one interception last season. Patriots | Team's defense remains one of league's most feared Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:46:14 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports the New England Patriots have allowed 17.74 points per game since 2001. That mark ranks the club third in the NFL over that span. Last year the team finished second in the league with a franchise record of 14.81 points allowed per game. The performance of that unit has continued through the beginning of the 2007 preseason, when the Patriots have allowed 16.5 points per game and have tallied 3.5 sacks per game. Part of the reason is likely that the team's defensive nucleus from last year is largely the same. "A lot of us have been around a while and we've been around each other a bunch, too, which is nice," LB Tedy Bruschi said.
You guys didnt look too closely did you ? Thats OK baamf...I see what you were getting at. For the non-readers in the group, please tell me how many of those posts contain this phrase....
Patriots | "Bob the hotdog vendor" has been a beast Fri, 24 Aug 2007 9:16:02 -0700 Robert Lee, of the Providence Journal, reports Gillette Stadium hot dog vendor "Bob", a concessions captain last season, has been a contributor to a team whose hotdogs have been delicious since 2001. From 2001-2006 he registered an average of 1037.8 hotdogs sold, which is the most in the NFL over that span of time.
You realize he didn't write those blurbs, KFFL did, he just wrote a story for the providence journal about the Patriots Defense and it's rank from 2001 on, and KFFL put it on every starter on the D so they would have news for them. I'm sure he used the phrase "dominant from 2001 on" once in a full column, then they just repeated it in their blurbs. What is more funny to me is that some poor intern at kffl had to go put this piece on non-news on every single Patriots defender.
