I know haircuts are a running joke on this website but I just can't get over Anderson's pigtails. why would any grown man want pigtails? SMH
I have better balance than that on a white line, 7 beers in with red and blue lights flashing in my eyes.
Can you catch a nerf noodle in one hand after 7 beers, balancing on a white line with red and blue lights flashing in your eyes?
If he really wants to improve himself, he should take english classes at the nearest high school and concentrate on both writing and grammar. What college did he graduate from again?