RIP Chuck Norris

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  1. GREG

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    #1 GREG, Mar 20, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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    Sad..
     
    #2 Cman7zero, Mar 20, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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    Chuck Norris didn’t cheat death.


    He won fair and square.
     
    #3 Dierking, Mar 20, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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    I don’t think Satan’s had enough time to train for the ass kicking he’s about to get.
     
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    God needed a bouncer at the Pearly Gates so he decided to get the best. R. I. P.
     
    #6 jixxjr, Mar 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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    @Satan
     
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    @Jesus
     
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    My childhood hero. Today on Turkish reddit, he was the main topic. He not only left a legacy behind in USA, he left a legacy behind in entire world.

    Chuck didn't surrender. He just told death angel he is ready to leave this world.
     
    #9 Brook!, Mar 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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    Chuck actually died twenty years ago. The grim reaper just got up the courage to come get him.
     
    #10 Dierking, Mar 21, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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    Chuck will be his own pallbearer.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    The guy wore a worse rug than my Uncle Leo. I never thought I would be able to say that about anyone.
     
    #12 jetophile, Mar 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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    He had enough hair on his shoulders to transplant to his head and beard
     
    #13 abyzmul, Mar 21, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    "15 Male Celebrities Who Wear Hairpieces" claims that while this was possible, Chuck Norris went the bad rug route because he couldn't judo kick baldness and defeat it. His only pro loss.
     
    #14 jetophile, Mar 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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