Rex Ryan is officially out of his mind!!!!

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  1. NYCBillsFan

    NYCBillsFan Well-Known Member

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    https://medium.com/sportspickle/rex...nches-bill-belichick-in-the-dick-e1661ff6c33d

    I figured we all needed a good laugh.......
     
    #1 NYCBillsFan, Aug 13, 2015
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  2. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear the one about the NFL league office having quickly uncovered evidence of a check issued by Jets offensive co-ordinator Chan Gailey to former Jets outside linebacker IK Enemkpali just hours after a locker room brawl left projected starting quarterback Geno Smith with a broken jaw?

    Yeah, just as unfunny.

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    #2 JStokes, Aug 13, 2015
  3. NYJFan10

    NYJFan10 Well-Known Member

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    The sad part is I almost wouldn't put this past Rex to say facetiously during his comedy hour press conference.
     
    #3 NYJFan10, Aug 13, 2015
  4. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    This is a joke article? I took it at face value.
     
    #4 Faux machine, Aug 13, 2015
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    Bills over Jets Well-Known Member

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    In the dick? At least do something that would have him miss time. I'm not even sure Belichick has a dick. You'd probably just end up hurting your fist on his giant fupa.
     
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    74 Well-Known Member

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    I heard there's an investigation going on about a mysterious powdery substance on the field.
     
    #6 74, Aug 14, 2015
  7. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    That ones been killing me for 10 years now.

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    #7 JStokes, Aug 14, 2015
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    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    They both involved cocks.

    Anyway Stakes...some of your shit ain't so funny either.

    I was having a bad day. Car broke down, invasive root$ in my plumbing, denial of pussy attack...

    Give me a break.
     
    #8 Acad23, Aug 14, 2015
  9. JStokes

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    Link?






























    :oops:
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    #9 JStokes, Aug 14, 2015
  10. CJLang

    CJLang Well-Known Member

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    C'mon, as a Bills fan you definitely know BB has a dick. He's been driving it dry up your team's ass for 15 years.
     
    #10 CJLang, Aug 14, 2015
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Did you here the one about geno throwing the first punch?
     
    #11 FJF, Aug 14, 2015
  12. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    No I haven't! Do tell! What breaking news!
     
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  13. Bills over Jets

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    Because your 7-22 record is so much better than 3-26. Hey how are the jets these days?
     
    #13 Bills over Jets, Aug 14, 2015
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    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    Lang is a pats fan, dumbass
     
    #15 74, Aug 14, 2015
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    Damn.

    Nice

    Sent from my VS980 4G using Tapatalk
     
    #16 jcass10, Aug 14, 2015
  17. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    I like this part: "Is it just me, or is it not totally crazy to think that the door is slightly open for Ryan to one day return to the Jets? We haven't seen that since the days of George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin in New York, but Ryan's relationship with the owner -- and his flair for the dramatic -- shouldn't be overlooked."

    Let the games begin!
     
    #17 Ralebird, Aug 14, 2015
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    Ah yes, I'm a dumbass for not spending as much time online as you. Sorry.
     
    #18 Bills over Jets, Aug 14, 2015
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    74 Well-Known Member

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    Nah, you're a dumbass because you're a Bills fan
     
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    Good one.
     
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