Random Thoughts

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  1. Brook!

    Brook! 2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner
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    We don’t have a thread for daily bullshit. I start. @joe should be able to translate.

    - Biji Kurdistan.
     
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    What would the best thing to use to burn a tattoo off be?
     
  3. CBG

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    What should we eat for dinner ?
     
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    A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
     
  5. Faux machine

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    Chinese take out
     
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    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Ordering it right now - soup, shrimp with broccoli, mala chicken.
     
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  7. CBG

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    my random thought = what is Male Chicken ? Is that Grandma MALA MALAS recipe / ex Jet
     
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    statjeff22 2008 Green Guy "Most Knowledgeable" Award Winner

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    Rooster.
     
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    How do you know the moon isn't made of cheese? Have you actually gone to the moon and taken a bite? I rest my case.
     
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    that should have read MALA lol,,,,Rooster lol
     
  11. Faux machine

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    Hey, if you were a hotdog would you eat yourself?
     
  12. The Waterboy

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    Not so random thought. Dumb shits should not drive. Stupid motherfucker tried to make a u turn in front of me on a red turn signal, while talking on the phone, with her two kids in the car, youngest one not even in a booster seat. I was going 55 and my choice was go into right lane where I would have hit two cars, or go the other way into oncoming traffic, or just slam on the brakes and hope for the best. Well I t-boned her mini van, all three of them headed off to the hospital and pretty sure my truck will be totaled. Then I got sunburned standing on the side of the road for an hour and a half waiting on the tow truck. End not so random thought.
     
  13. The Waterboy

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    Put your iron on cotton setting, place on tattoo for five minutes, no more tattoo to worry about
     
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    It is illegal for Usain Bolt to run in a school zone
     
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    Mars is populated entirely by robots
     
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    The Father of American Rocketry was a cultist and also best friends with L. Ron Hubbard.
     
  17. The Waterboy

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    Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something
     
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    RIP Mitch Hedberg.
     
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    How did you know I was white?
     
  20. Faux machine

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    You should have asked the chick in the minivan for some sunscreen.
     

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