Proof: Flying Shark Wins!!! SHARKNADO

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  1. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    I hope this puts this decades old fight to bed.

    [youtube]iwsqFR5bh6Q[/youtube]
     
    #1 ollie, Jul 12, 2013
  2. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Tara Reid's career has plummeted so far she says she can't wait to "star" in the sequel.
     
    #2 Barry the Baptist, Jul 15, 2013
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Flying Shark with one fin toured behind his back will always win. Flying Sharknado would conquer the greatest gator on the planet.
     
    #3 abyzmul, Jul 15, 2013
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Funny thing is that I have heard more about Sharknado in the past 24 hrs than I have heard about football, news, or "popular media".

    It is an instant cult classic. I wouldn't be surprised if Tara Reid sucked 100 dicks for a bit part in the sequel. It is bound to make money.
     
    #4 abyzmul, Jul 15, 2013
  5. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    I've had it with these motherfuckin' sharks, in this motherfuckin' tornado.
     
    #5 Poeman, Jul 15, 2013
  6. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    She's from NJ originally so I'm bummed I didn't get her to suck my dick when I lived there
     
    #6 Barry the Baptist, Jul 15, 2013
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Never say never.
     
    #7 abyzmul, Jul 15, 2013
  8. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    if you have a dick and a pulse, the odds that she will put it in her mouth are pretty high.

    no pulse, and it is 50/50.
     
    #8 JetBlue, Jul 16, 2013
  9. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Hahahaha....sad thing is I'd still probably take her over that Amanda Bynes skank. I'm waiting for Selena Gomez to go the will give head for work route.
     
    #9 Barry the Baptist, Jul 16, 2013
  10. deerow84

    deerow84 Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else actually watched it? I have. And it's amazing. In a "possibly worst movie ever" kind of way, but definitely enjoyed it.
     
    #10 deerow84, Jul 16, 2013
  11. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Just wanted to make sure everyone has their DVR trained on Wednesday nite at 9:00 pm on SyFy.

    Sharknado 2: The Second One.

    Even the name is awesome.

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    #11 JStokes, Jul 27, 2014
  12. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    I saw the first one last month in the theatre for the rifftrax event. Can't wait for the second one.
     
    #12 Faux machine, Jul 27, 2014
  13. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    I know it really doesn't matter but I really wanted to see the first one now before I watched the second one. Only problem is now they only have the first one on a pay per view on Directv.
    I had originally recorded the first one but was only able to make it through 10 minutes, I never knew it was going to be that bad to make it worth watching.
     
    #13 The Waterboy, Jul 28, 2014
  14. Poeman

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    you always download or stream online, never pay for this shit.
     
    #14 Poeman, Jul 28, 2014
  15. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    I don't want to put any spoilers out there but the ending was alltime craptastic.

    It's so great because it knows what it is and it really goes for it.

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    #15 JStokes, Jul 28, 2014
  16. deerow84

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    Way ahead of you. So pumped!
     
    #16 deerow84, Jul 28, 2014
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    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    To coin a phrase: "Can't Wait! "
     
    #17 Cman69, Jul 28, 2014
  18. JStokes

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    Better bring a mouth guard!

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    #18 JStokes, Jul 28, 2014
  19. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Just checked and SYFY has put the original on from 7-9PM on Wednesday just before Sharknado 2: The Second One
     
    #19 The Waterboy, Jul 28, 2014
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  20. JStokes

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    That's like wall-to-wall Sharknado.

    Throw in a fat man and a tree and you have Christmas.

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    #20 JStokes, Jul 28, 2014
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