Predictions... How will the P*ts cheat this week?

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  1. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    Not a lot left to choose from, they pretty much covered everything.

    I'm going with ruffies in the Bills gatoraid.
     
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  2. SteveGrogan

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    Probably by practicing too hard and breaking the unwritten rule of too much effort and preparation. If you study long enough and practice hard enough, it's almost like you have a recording of their walk throughs and can jump a 2 yard quick slant to win the super bowl.
     
  3. Zach

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    1. Bribing the refs
    2. Bribing the NFLPA union
    3. Bribing the league
    4. Bribing Roger Goodell
    5. Bribing the Judge.
     
  4. Burning Elvii

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    Pats don't know how to win without cheating
     
  5. JetsVilma28

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    Rex bows down hard to belichick. Buffalo will lose both of their games against NE
     
  6. JDeacon

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    They better figure out something fast. The bills defense is legit as it gets.
     
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  7. Sam Hammer

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    Home teams should not be responsible for doing anything that has to do with the game or other team. Whether it's preparing balls or setting up the opposing team's audio equipment, they should have no part in it since it opens up the door for giving yourself an unfair advantage. Leave that shit to the league. I don't want to find out in ten years that the Patriots are jamming people's signals in their head phones or messing with communication intentionally because somebody calls them out in a championship game again.
     
  8. SteveGrogan

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    In the early 90's the college I played for hard wired all headsets because the wireless could be intercepted and was not reliable.

    Somewhere between now and then I guess it all changed or maybe the NFL didn't get that sophisticated 20 years later? The fact that this is raising an issue is pathetic. Obviously it's all wireless so they could sell a promo.
     
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    Brady knows a Rex Ryan defense but over in Bills land they are loaded. Should be a good game to watch.
     
  10. Brook!

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    This will be my 1 PM slot game to watch. Can't really wait for Rex putting a beat down on pretty boy Brady.
     
  11. Greenday4537

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    Poisoning the food at the away team's hotel.
     
  12. Don

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    Hopefully as they are the away team.
     
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    hopefully it airs in NYC>
     
  14. Greenday4537

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    With steroids.
     
  15. LongIslandBlitz

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    The Patriots are probably paying a player on the Bills practice squad to hand over whatever info he has.....
     
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    It'll be something no one had ever thought of before, kind of like that moron putting bombs in his shoes forcing us all to take our shoes off before boarding a flight from now on.

    The reason why the cheating will be something new and innovative is because when the get caught, they'll be able to explain to the judge "nobody told us it was illegal to stuff lasagna into our opponents helmets by low level employees before the game".

    And Judge Berman will say "hmmm, that sounds delicious, case DISMISSED".

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  17. Br4d

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    Rex does pretty well against Belichik when he has a balanced team and he plays him tight most of the time even when the offense sucks. Not sure where Buffalo ranks at the moment on the balanced team scale.
     
  18. Br4d

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    I'm thinking the Patriots have a guy in the infrastructure department of every AFC East rival. Maybe a janitor or mid level tech who gives them access to places they shouldn't have access. I'd sweep my facility for bugs periodically and probably create a no electronics space for strategy meetings with whiteboards that got cleaned off at the end of each meeting.

    I'm not really being facetious with either suggestion. The Pats have proven that they will cheat at whatever level is necessary to win. That they might be doing things like bribing low level employees and installing surveillance gear should be a common thought in the minds of their opponents.
     
  19. Greenday4537

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    Join TSA Pre-Check and you won't have to!
     
  20. JStokes

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    I am TSA Precheck. I was talking about the rest of society.

    Just inventing new ways to cheat.

    I mean, who would have thought a team would have ball boys and locker room attendants take footballs into bathrooms to deflate them?

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