Playoff Ticks In The Mail Today

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  1. JIMsection323

    JIMsection323 New Member

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    I guess the Jets FO we're trying to give us an early christmas present by mailing out the playoff ticks. Just got mine today. Any ideas on how i should dispose of this wasted paper.
     
    #1 JIMsection323, Dec 22, 2008
  2. jigglebilly

    jigglebilly New Member

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    Put it on the endzone in the bills game so when the bills score the winning touchdown it's crushed. And then to be sure, why not put it in the meadowlands endzone, right before the jets go for the winning touchdown, then you'll be totally sure that the ticket is destroyed.
     
    #2 jigglebilly, Dec 22, 2008
  3. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it. A Bills and Jets win=Division Title.
     
    #3 The Dark Knight, Dec 22, 2008
  4. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Suggestion A: Line the birdcage to catch the droppings.

    Suggestion B: Wrap the chicken necks and gizzards before you put them in the garbage so they won't stink.

    Suggestion C: Wipe your ass with them.
     
    #4 Section 227. Row 5, Dec 22, 2008
  5. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Seriously though, if your rear main oil seal leaks, place them on the garage floor between the engine block and the transmission. They really soak up oil pretty good.
     
    #5 Section 227. Row 5, Dec 22, 2008
  6. hendersg

    hendersg New Member

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    use them as a book mark, when you read: "VINDICATED, the story of Chad Pennington and the 2008 Super Bowl Champion Miami Dolphins"
     
    #6 hendersg, Dec 22, 2008
  7. roboz08

    roboz08 Well-Known Member

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    If you really dont want them then ill take them as a spoof-joke type thing. Hell, i still have my Mets divisional playoff tickets from the past two years and World Series ticket from 06 lmao.
     
    #7 roboz08, Dec 22, 2008
  8. sect105

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    Send them to Favre as a reminder on how awful he has played this year.
     
    #8 sect105, Dec 22, 2008
  9. jigglebilly

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    Give them to me. In the playoffs I'll make an big L on my forehead, and thats gonna be the special sign for you to start crying.
     
    #9 jigglebilly, Dec 22, 2008
  10. Jetsetter

    Jetsetter Active Member

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    :) I got 'em! I got 'em! Santa came early! I got my Jets Playoff Tickets in the mail today! :)

    [​IMG] Now what do I do with 'em? [​IMG]

    PATS lose to BILLS? Nooooo.......
    RAVENS lose to JAGS? I don't think sooooo.....
     
    #10 Jetsetter, Dec 23, 2008
  11. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    Filter paper.
     
    #11 Jake, Dec 23, 2008
  12. allan1

    allan1 Active Member

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    I would take a dump in the envelope and mail it back
     
    #12 allan1, Dec 23, 2008
  13. Jetsetter

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    Not enough toilet paper at home? Use Charmin instead. :)
     
    #13 Jetsetter, Dec 23, 2008
  14. Italian Seafood

    Italian Seafood New Member

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    I got mine today, got a little chuckle out of it. More trees killed for no reason, more postage wasted.
     
    #14 Italian Seafood, Dec 23, 2008
  15. GreenMachine

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    Duhh..Roll some green in them...Ellis style.
     
    #15 GreenMachine, Dec 23, 2008
  16. allan1

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    that will not happen

    get it now?
     
    #16 allan1, Dec 23, 2008
  17. IATA

    IATA Trolls

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    This is the post he was responding to.

    Get it?
     
    #17 IATA, Dec 23, 2008
  18. rhodesfan16

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    well you can mail them to me if they win lol
     
    #18 rhodesfan16, Dec 23, 2008
  19. Chrisp22

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    That is one sad collection.
     
    #19 Chrisp22, Dec 23, 2008
  20. Italian Seafood

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    At least if they were shirts we could send them to poor kids in Africa or somewhere, like those 19-0 New England shirts they had ready for the Super Bowl post-game.
     
    #20 Italian Seafood, Dec 23, 2008
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