I need help that only the bullshit section at the gang green can provide. Somehow, an annoying company got a hold of my cell phone number and now I get non-stop phonecalls from Indians/Pakistanis asking if I want to buy their technical support. I have told them "no" politely countless times, ranted at them on the phone, demanded a supervisor, demanded I be removed from their call list, all to no avail. So, I have decided that next time they call I'm just going to spout some crazy stuff. Clearly they're not going to stop, so I might as well have some fun with it. The best place I could think of for crazy is here, at the gang green. I mean, I could go on about CIA mind control lasers from space or whatever, but I'm hoping you guys can give me some really good stuff to go off on. Any thoughts?
Wow a lot more serious practical responses than i expected. I forgot about the do not call list. The bob and tom thing is more what i was thinking. Anyway thanks for the responses serious and otherwise.
If you only used expletives/epithets you'd be my hero. No prepositions, no conjunctions. Nothing but cursing.
I would suggest simply meowing at them. "Good day, sir." "Meow meow." "May I interest you in our product?" "Meeeeeow. Meow meow meow meow meow."
