Pats release Dan Gronkowski too.

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  1. concussion80

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    Patriots also announce the release of TE Dan Gronkowski.
    9 minutes ago
     
    #1 concussion80, Nov 8, 2011
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    Back to the singlegronk formation?

    He'll probably be resigned later in the week or something.
     
    #2 GoPats, Nov 8, 2011
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    The singlegronk formation results in a "too many men on the field" penalty every time the Patriots use it.
     
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    What if the second gronk reports in as an eligible gronk?
     
    #4 GoPats, Nov 8, 2011
  5. colleen74

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    Didn't they just sign and release him and sign him again about a month ago?

    Why are they fucking with this poor Gronk's head?
     
    #5 colleen74, Nov 8, 2011
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    They were just harvesting his organs for Rob.
     
    #6 BadgerOnLSD, Nov 8, 2011
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    Bibi Jones requested Dan from Belichick so she could rotate Gronks this week. Kind of like one of those quick cleanses before Rob returns to collect his AIDS next week.
     
    #7 bojanglesman, Nov 8, 2011
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    Rob now has a front and rear penis.
     
    #8 James Calvin, Nov 8, 2011
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    He also had and extra asshole installed so he can go fuck himself symmetrically.
     
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  10. CJLang

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    I doubt it. They have Rob and Hernandez. When they need a blocking TE they can just put Solder out there now that Vollmer is back.
     
    #10 CJLang, Nov 8, 2011
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    Beats having to remove a half dozen ribs for oral gratification.
     
    #11 CJLang, Nov 8, 2011
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