Open Letter to Joe Douglas - Write your wish list or warn him in advance

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  1. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Dear Joe,

    As a battered and abused New York Jets season ticket holder I am reaching out to you in good faith.

    I am tired of 12 losing season my fat brother(I am Fat too).

    Now please know that next year you have to give us Jets fans hope for future. Another losing season where we throw the towel by Halloween won't really fly with me anymore. I will openly ask for your head here on TGG or twitter.

    This is it my man.

    You got 4 picks within top 38 and got plenty of money to play with. Come on man. It isn't rocket science. Brook won't be this friendly to you if you make him miserable by Halloween again.

    Cheers and love
    Brook!, your friendly mod.
     
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  2. K'OB

    K'OB 2021 TGG Fantasy Football Champ

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    Don't send that to him or you'll end up in a cell for threatening behaviour lol
     
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  3. K'OB

    K'OB 2021 TGG Fantasy Football Champ

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    You need to nail this draft you fucker.

    TE's you need some, go and get some

    DE see above

    QB if he isn't making improvements in camp do something about it early.


    Now go and get on with your job.
     
    #3 K'OB, Feb 16, 2022
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  4. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    I already went to jail for Jets once in 2014. I got proof!
     
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  5. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Dear Joe,
    Ignore the fans, do your job
     
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  6. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Dear Joe

    Ignore FJF as he hates Brook. But please listen to others who has a milder temper than Brook!
     
  7. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    I don’t hate ya brook. I just don’t want joe act out of emotion. It never works. Listen to the fans you end up sitting with the fans.
     
  8. Sundayjack

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    Dear Joe -

    I’ll be sending Gordon Ramsey in undercover when you least expect it to straighten things out. Prepare accordingly.

    Love,

    Sunday
     
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  9. Noam

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    One of the great things about JD and RS is they emphasized a number of times that they will ignore all the noise from media and fans and stick to their long term plan. Everything with these guys is about the process. Making smart calculated decisions made for the long run not quick fixes. as they begin year 2 of the rebuild there is no pressure on them to win now but to just continue to methodically build the team.
     
  10. The Dark Knight

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    I'd say something like "Joe, do what you want. If you want Kyle Hamilton at 4 and Tyler Linderbaum at 10, so be it. Don't listen to the media or the fans. As long as you build a winner, nothing else matters."
     
  11. Poeman

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    Dear Joe

    All Gas, No Brake.

    Best,
    Poe
     
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  13. The Waterboy

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    To The Attention: Joe Douglas

    From: Brenda J. Gonzalez

    Sent: Monday, February 8, 2021 2:53 PM

    Subject: URGENT !!

    Assalamu'alaikum!

    This is Brenda J. Gonzalez (LTC) of the U.S Army Special Operations Command (USASOC), 7th Special Forces Group (Airborne), Air Force Base – Afghanistan

    Please I need your urgent assistance in securing a consignment (two trunk boxes) containing ($20,000,000), the funds are surpluses of several contracts executed by my department during a supply of MH (Military Hardware).

    The consignment is presently in Amsterdam Schiphol Airport in the Netherlands, via a U.S Military Air & Surface Transportation Company (ADM Europa LLC). My desire and purpose is to have the (ADM Europa LLC) to deliver the funds to you for safe-keeping until I return back to the U.S mid-next year after my deployment.

    If you receive this message please e-mail me immediately with a delivery address and your full contact information; the deal is 60/40 split (60% for me and 40% for you); I am not a greedy woman and I hope you will not double cross a struggling uniform single mother with 3 teenage children?

    Once you receive the consignment ($20,000,000) take out your 40% ($8,000,000) and save my 60% ($12,000,000) for me until I return back to the U.S mid-next year after my deployment.

    May God bless you as you extend your helping hand to the needy!

    Please REPLY!

    Respectfully,

    Lt. Col. Brenda J. Gonzalez (Mrs.)

    U.S. Army 7th Special Forces Group (Airborne)

    Air Force Base – Afghanistan
     
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  14. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Joe,

    If you are reading this thread, I hope you now see that Jets fans are a happy bunch with diverse interesting personalities. But but but… Jets made us cry for the last 12 years. Make us smile again or else I will buy FireFatJoe.com and fly banners over Florham Park.

    Love,
    Brook!
     
  15. Acad23

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    Pro tip-

    Try using "big boned" in lieu of "fat"... ;)
     
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    I don’t think that the word great applies to either one of these guys. You laid out your plan, now let’s see some results. If it’s the SOJ, please do enjoy your spots this year. If we do continue to suck, we’ll you know the rest.
     
  17. NYJFOREVER

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    Dear Joe Douglas,

    Compete or fuck off.
     
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  18. NCJetsfan

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    Dear Joe,

    Thanks for the great 2021 Draft and offseason. You've got this. I trust you and am excited to see whom you add to the team this year via FA and the draft! Keep ignoring the noise and do what you do.
     
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  19. Rockinz

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    Dear Joe, use your eyes and evaluate talent based on what your eyes are telling you.

    Draft Burks at #4 if Kayvon or Hutchison is off the board.

    Use our top 4 picks on impact positions EDGE/WR/CB/LB.

    This TE free agent pool is deep grab Shultz or Ertz and draft one in the middle rounds.

    Safety needs an upgrade and Marcus Williams instantly is a huge upgrade. Add another safety prospect in the middle rounds.

    Re sign LDT and Moses for the OL. Add Ryan Jensen in free agency at Center.

    Trust your eyes and spend in free agency or you will regret you didn’t.
     
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  20. KWJetsFan

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    Dear Joe,
    I believed in you when you were hired. Make us suck less. Since you've been here we have not sucked less. Again, make us a suck less or go away.
    Sincerely,
    KWJetsfan
     
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