His list of priorities of picking a school. 1. good looking chicks 2. odds of shagging at least one of them 3. enough of them to last at least 3 years 4. guy/chick ratio 5. # of bars/student ratio 6. Rx near by for condoms 7. location 8. football team status 9. education
It's funny.. I go to school in Indiana, and I've talked to a lot of people from ND... They tell me that outside of the classroom, the ONLY thing good about ND is the sports..... Apparently the parties B-L-O-W and the chicks are brutally ugly.... Kinda sucks, but that's what the guys get for being lucky enough to go there...