On Deathbed, Former ‘Lockheed Martin Engineer’ With ‘Top Secret Clearance’ Opens Up About Aliens

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  1. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...h-top-secret-clearance-opens-up-about-aliens/
     
    #1 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Oct 31, 2014
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    This is pretty cool.
     
    #2 Falco21, Oct 31, 2014
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    Well there you have it... difinitive proof. Pack it up boys we're done here.
     
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    Just when we're good enough to win a Super Bowl these fucking aliens are going to invade, colonize the planet and make us all slaves.

    I'll probably end up in Geno's chain gang.

    _
     
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    And the race is on... Alien landing on White House lawn OR the Jets play in a Super Bowl.
     
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    That's false sillogism. There is at least one crackpot in the desert who genuinely believes in the aliens.
     
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    A dying man's last practical joke. Well played, Sir.
     
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    Rush Limbaugh would have you believe an alien's already living in the White House. ; )
     
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    I just applied for a position with Top Secret Clearance. I can't wait to find out about this. Will fill you in
     
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    Can one of these little bastards play quarterback?
     
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    If Aliens really could get to earth in an hour from a planet 65 light years away they'd own Las Vegas by now and we'd have viral video of them surrounding the craps tables.

    Think about it.
     
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    Looks kind of like Woody Johnson to me...

    Coincidence?
     
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  15. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    I probably disagree with you more than I agree but you usually at least make a well thought out, intelligent posts. I am having trouble even understanding your point here but maybe it's just sarcasm? I'm not saying this shit is real, I just don't get your point.
     
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  16. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Here's the same alien from the pictures - a toy from kmart.
    [​IMG]
     
    #16 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Nov 1, 2014
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    Jets already lost this one. Obama is a shapeshifter.
     
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    The point is once somebody says that aliens can travel 65 light years in an hour anything else he said just goes right out the window.
     
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    maybe in your world buddy!

    I agree it's probably bullshit but if there really were aliens a lot of what we know probably goes out the window.
     
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    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    If hyper-technological aliens could get to earth easily you and I would be extinct.

    You're afraid of what the other guy might do to you in most cases, right? Well, these "guys" wouldn't consider you anything more than cattle.
     
    #20 Br4d, Nov 1, 2014
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