OJ Simpson dead

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  1. Savatage

    Savatage Well-Known Member

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    Oh man, if he only had more time to find the real killer.
     
  2. JetFanInNE

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    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    Dudes got quite the bitch slap waiting for him
     
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  4. Savatage

    Savatage Well-Known Member

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  5. HomeoftheJets

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    Well we know exactly what kind of funeral procession we should give him...
     
  6. Cman68

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    Slow speed....
     
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    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    "Death is only the beginning..." - Mummy 1999
     
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    Is Fred Goldman still alive? I think the corpse should be considered an asset of his estate and handed over to Fred so he can strap it to an ant hill and slowly watch it get eaten away.
     
  9. BrowningNagle

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    Finally OJ can rest knowing his wife's killer is dead
     
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  10. HomeoftheJets

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    But would the ant hill fit? If the ant hill doesn't fit, the corpse won't get bit.
     
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  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He can always pull the old Puerto Rican funeral bit and get OJ stuffed and sit him in the passenger seat of a white Bronco.

    And then blow it up with dynamite.
     
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  12. Sundayjack

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    Hehe. I still have that friggin’ picture burned in my brain.
     
  13. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Bills had a murderer- OJ
    Patriots had a murderer- Aaron Hernandez
    Dolphins had a kidnapper/attempted murderer- Ray Finkle

    Jets the only pure team in the division
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The Jets had killers, they were just a bunch of talentless no-names that nobody remembers. We even suck at murder.

    The Bills are on another level for murder. Without OJ's trial, does anyone outside of LA know the name Kardashian?
     
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    I'm still pissed they cut into the Knicks finals game to show that damn Bronco..... "Just shoot him and put the game back on!!""
     
  16. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Listen today is not the day for OJ Simpson jokes, ok

    I’ll take a stab at it tomorrow though
     
  17. NYJetsO12

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    His family is innocent..so condolences to them

    OJ isn’t

    All I remember about that ridiculous trial was J.Cochran Esq closing argument: “if the gloves don’t fit you must acquit”
     
  18. BrowningNagle

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    Gives new meaning to “Bills Mafia” that their greatest player of all time was a murderer
     
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