Official Sports/Luxury Car of the Jets

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  1. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    I don't know. I think Porsche has to rank pretty high in terms of professional athlete sports car crashes and deaths. Might be appropriate.
     
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    More like a Porsche 914 or Delorean DMC-12
    Looks like they can move but turn out way too slow to make it to the finish line

    Another analogy is the new 718. Just like moving to NJ, the four pot takes away critical aspects of enjoying the experience
     
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    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    Can we all agree that it's got to be an import? We can make anything here at home.
     
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    Porsche my ass.......This should be the official car of the Jets

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    because it never delivers on Sundays :(
     
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    I was thinking more of the Canyonero.
     
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    What's the favorite drink in Philadelphia?

    The Pelle Wallbanger.

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    Too soon?

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    The offical vechile of the Jets should be a bike with no chain on it and two flat tires.For a team that always goes no where .
     
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    maybe something more ridiculous like Cadillac Catera
     
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    Should have been green with white stripes and accents.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHA!! I wish I could like this 1000 times!
     
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    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Somebody did a cool study on the records of teams compared to the cars in the player's parking lot. The teams with lots of Porsches and the like tended to blow chunks and the teams with solid utility vehicles tended to over-achieve.

    Caveat: you can't drive a Porsche in Green Bay or Pittsburgh in the middle of winter and nobody in Miami drives anything but a hot sports car.

    Still it makes you wonder about lunch-pails and hard working teams vs millionaires in helmets and pads.
     
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    I wouldn't read into that study too much. I think its just the weather thing as you describe.

    Green Bay, New England, Pittsburgh, they have just as many "millionaire -types" as anyone else in this league they just happen to have had good quarterbacks (an by extension good teams) the last 10 years where as the Miamis, Tampa Bays, Oaklands, Jacksonvilles, etc. of the world- where you could drive a porsche to work during football season - just havent had good QBs in that time period.
     
  17. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    Or QBs who let their wives drive them around while they eat soft serve.
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    Gisele is kind of in the driver's seat in that marriage anyway. She makes like 10x what Brady does.
     
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    I agree with you on him letting his wife drive but what do you have against soft serve swirl?
     
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