Now that the Demarcus Ganaway Era has begun, we will begin seeing changes.

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yes, we have a new OC and Schotty is gone, Callahan is gone, Henry Ellard is gone, people think these are factors that will shape the future of the New York Jets.

    Ever since we signed Demarcus Ganaway, think about this:

    There have been no anonymous leaks to the press from the Jets locker room.

    The offensive line has given up zero - count em, ZERO - sacks since we signed this young fire cracker.

    The Patriots haven't won any games.

    Santonio Holmes has only smoked 4 blunts.

    Patrick Swayze is still dead.

    Mulligan has committed zero false start penalties.

    Tom Brady is still gay.

    Brian Schottenheimer has been passed over for 3 offensive coordinator jobs.

    Rex Ryan ate an entire Black Angus bull.



    And this is just the start. This young man is not only a good luck charm, he's an ICON.

    Long live the Demarcus Ganaway Era!
     
    #1 abyzmul, Jan 18, 2012
  2. vilmatic

    vilmatic Active Member

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    why would you eat a bull. I'd want the more tender meat of the cow
     
    #2 vilmatic, Jan 18, 2012
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Eat the heart of a bull and your penis turns into blue steel.
     
    #3 abyzmul, Jan 18, 2012
  4. JetsUK

    JetsUK Well-Known Member

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    My Wide Receiver
     
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  5. brothermoose

    brothermoose Well-Known Member

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    ...you forgot Hugh Jackman remains without prospect on a leading movie role.



    Other than that, completely agree.
     
    #5 brothermoose, Jan 18, 2012
  6. Jetzz

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    Thankfully, we signed this beast!
     
    #6 Jetzz, Jan 18, 2012
  7. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    And.... Mike Lupica hasn't bashed Rex and the Jets since the signing. Byz, you might be on to something here..
     
    #7 Cman68, Jan 18, 2012
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It's a brave new world, C.
     
    #8 abyzmul, Jan 18, 2012
  9. JohnnyThaJet

    JohnnyThaJet Active Member

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    DeMarcus Ware???? Fuck that we got the real DeMarcus!

    SUUPPPPAAABOOOOWWWLLLLLLLLL.
     
    #9 JohnnyThaJet, Jan 18, 2012
  10. Scruggy

    Scruggy Active Member

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    You're wrong about Swayze -- He can NEVER die!

    [YOUTUBE]lU9p1WRfA9w[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #10 Scruggy, Jan 18, 2012
  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Nobody puts Swayze in the coffin.
     
    #11 abyzmul, Jan 18, 2012
  12. JohnnyThaJet

    JohnnyThaJet Active Member

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    After Swayze died a new Swayze came to town.

    An Ignorant one! Long live SHWAYZE!!!!!!!

    [YOUTUBE]M8NV27gPI3g[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #12 JohnnyThaJet, Jan 18, 2012
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    Royce Parker Well-Known Member

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    And the best part is that with Peyton Manning at QB next season Ganaway is bound to be even more productive than he has been so far!!!
     
    #13 Royce Parker, Jan 18, 2012
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    Years from now this signing will be remembered as the beginning of the greatest dynasty the NFL has ever seen.
     
    #14 DeutschlandFan, Jan 18, 2012
  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Peyton Manning has had ZERO neck fractures and ZERO neck surgeries since Ganaway was signed. He has also not choked in any playoff games.

    Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
     
    #15 abyzmul, Jan 18, 2012
  16. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    But Sanchez is still a lazy dick.
     
    #16 Jake, Jan 18, 2012
  17. MenOverGod

    MenOverGod Well-Known Member

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    And we haven't lost ONE game.
     
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    DimsAllmighty Well-Known Member

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    You just made my day
     
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    Kate Upton begs to differ ...
     
    #19 avrus, Jan 18, 2012
  20. Nilton

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    That's my WR
     
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